i was feeling lit this afternoon.
it was stemming from:

“insecure” on hbo
  the great interview i had this morning

as i was walking to go home,
something told me to stop into gnc for multivitamins.
that’s where i saw him.
all…

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i am a loaf of fuckin’ bread.
ugh.
so i took another shower earlier.
that would bring it to two.
will we make it three later?
i don’t play.
i wanted to be so fresh and so clean on my way to gnc.
the advice about the probiotics from thad really stuck with me.
before i left,
i did a quick prayer.
i said,
“god…
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so earlier today,
i decided to go and get some gnc multivitamins.
it makes no sense that when i wake up,
i’m ready to take my ass right back to sleep.
i havent taken multivitamins in a while,
but when i did,
i usually had a ton of energy.
since i start this job tomorrow,
i can’t be feeling like death especially on my first day.
so when i got to gnc and i saw this person at the corner…
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