is the pretty picture starting to crumble…?
so i’m getting up to go pee after doing my regular work,
a piss i was holding all morning,
when my emails start going off like crazy.
“did you see…”
“solange and jay z…”
“omg jamari look at this on tmz…”
i immediately went back and sat down.
the pee could wait.
so i’m sure you saw solange spinning star kickin’ jay z in this elevator at the standard hotel.
beyonce being a witness to the madness.
it gives a new meaning to “ring the alarm”…
YA HEARD MEH!
solange was up in his face like a DUDE.
jay was kinda shook.
you woulda thought she was an actual brooklyn chick.
not the hipster one she plays on tv.
look at the strut to the car:
like everyone else,
is wondering wtf happened to cause this?
some say jay put his hands on b.
i don’t think so.
i feel like jay z was caught cheating or was disrespectful to b.
solange is ryde or die for her sis.
beyonce has always been very passive.
you notice she just stood there in the elevator?
i think that’s what disturbed me the most and was rather telling.
your sister is breaking her foot off in your husband’s ass and…
the damn bag hit her in the head and she is standing there like:
“don’t step on my dress please.”
there was a point where even b and solange looked like they was addressing jay about something.
his side whore he had at the met ball maybe?
jay looks like he keeps a few whores on his roster.
well all i know is i’m ready for the audio and a conclusion to this future beyonce f/ solange song:
YOU PRESSED ALL MY BUTTONS (ELEVATOR)
shout out to julius for regulating that nonsense.
of course i couldn’t NOT post the social media jokes: