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solange is about to shake the table

so solange is COMING.
that’s the tweet i saw with these two pictures underneath:

i was like….
WHAT?!
oh ok then solange!
she had me under her spell with her last album,
“seat at the table”.
i guess since she found a seat,
she is about to shake it.
she even brought back a blast from the past
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A Seat At The Table With Visuals (“Don’t Touch My Hair” and “Cranes In The Sky”)

726solange is really turnin’ folks out one by one with this new album.
everyone is talking about it.
when it’s your time…
well solange released videos for two of my favorite tracks from “a seat at the table”:

“don’t touch my hair”

and

“cranes in the sky”

a vix-bi alerted me to the new releases and well…
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Solange Ain’t The One (Ya’ll Better Tell That Hyena)

Solange-Yellow-Dress-Via-Saint-Heron-Instagrami think we have all learned one thing about solange.

“she don’t play dat”

…um,
do i need to pull up her resume?
okay then.
well when someone on instagram made a comment about her cub:

“so cute but at the same time he ugly”

you know she had to respond.
this is what she said…
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Ya’ll Are So Damn Ignorant For This Here

Screen Shot 2015-05-03 at 1.32.00 AMi tried not to bust out laughing.
failed miserably.
sigh.
you are my people.

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Too Beyonce For The Nonsense (0 to Solange if All Else Fails)

Vera-Wang-Beyonce-Solange-at-Spring-2012-Mercedes-Benz-Fashion-Show-2in life you will come across many situations that require a reaction.
not every reaction is the right one.
it just mattes how you look at things.
sometimes it’s best to just let shit go with a smile on ya face.
you gotta be “too beyonce for the nonsense”.
other times,
you gotta “o to solange” on a mofo…
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Solange Signed To Roc Nation Sports (Kick Boxer)

beyonce-chunliis the pretty picture starting to crumble…?
so i’m getting up to go pee after doing my regular work,
a piss i was holding all morning,
when my emails start going off like crazy.
“did you see…”
“solange and jay z…”
“omg jamari look at this on tmz…”
i immediately went back and sat down.
the pee could wait.
so i’m sure you saw solange spinning star kickin’ jay z in this elevator at the standard hotel.
beyonce being a witness to the madness.
it gives a new meaning to “ring the alarm”
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