So Orlando was WEAK.
(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)
Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.
Now, I don’t condone being a groupie.
That equals thirsty and Jamari Fox is never thirsty.
I never want to hear about ANY of you being thirsty either.
You just need to know how to OUT FOX everyone else, including the Baller Wolf.
(Study how Foxes are and act)
But, Orlando was the PERFECT place to meet a Baller Wolf.
There was hardly any whores down there looking for dick.
The Baller Wolves were out in droves.
Not so much the “stars”, but they are in the league.
You shouldn’t be chasing stars anyway.
A lot of no names, but nothing is better than scoring some No Name Dick.
A No Name can become a Big Name with the right career move.
Look at Victor Cruz.
I kept hearing the same scenario about waiting to go to Houston when Allstar was out there next year.
WHY would you go to a city where they have competition left and right?
You need to be like water in a desert to effectively get a Baller Wolf.
He needs to see YOU and only YOU.
Not YOU the twenty TRAMPS standing behind you.
So here are 3 quick tips:
1. Never second guess the location.
Just because it maybe boring, doesn’t mean you won’t run into Baller Wolves looking to mingle.
You have to always put yourself in a place where YOU stand out.
Save all the competition for all the Jackals and Hyenas who are desperate.
2. If you want to be taken seriously,
why not look into a career as a reporter?
And I don’t mean by going to school and getting a degree.
Start a blog about music or fashion.
Where you will be able to interview celebrities.
It gets you in the front of the line FAST and access backstage.
It also helps create a name for yourself.
So, you can meet who you want to meet… all while having a press pass.
ALWAYS BE PROFESSIONAL!!!
(you will need a great camera and of course, a camera man.
cheat sheet: a pretty Vixen who can lure them either being an assistant OR the interviewer)
3. Start to know people who know people who know people.
Always be polite to everyone because you do not know who holds access.
You then start to meet people who can get you in the door.
From there, you will be in VIP and then BAM: you are getting your flirt on.
Once you get in the know, you will get the power you need.
But always ask yourself, “what do I want to achieve?”
“What are my goals?”
“What makes me stand out from the rest?”
You can make a career in the entertainment industry easy if you use your connects well.
Start your plan of action sheet NOW so by fall,
you are ready to wrap your paws around your Baller Wolf.
Once you get him caught up in your lair, he will have no choice to surrender.
I’m waiting to hear some stories.