Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

Now, I don’t condone being a groupie.
That equals thirsty and Jamari Fox is never thirsty.
I never want to hear about ANY of you being thirsty either.
You just need to know how to OUT FOX everyone else, including the Baller Wolf.
(Study how Foxes are and act)
But, Orlando was the PERFECT place to meet a Baller Wolf.
Why?

NO COMPETITION!

There was hardly any whores down there looking for dick.
The Baller Wolves were out in droves.
Not so much the “stars”, but they are in the league.
You shouldn’t be chasing stars anyway.
A lot of no names, but nothing is better than scoring some No Name Dick.
A No Name can become a Big Name with the right career move.

Look at Victor Cruz.

I kept hearing the same scenario about waiting to go to Houston when Allstar was out there next year.
WHY?
WHY would you go to a city where they have competition left and right?
You need to be like water in a desert to effectively get a Baller Wolf.
He needs to see YOU and only YOU.
Not YOU the twenty TRAMPS standing behind you.

So here are 3 quick tips:

1. Never second guess the location.
Just because it maybe boring, doesn’t mean you won’t run into Baller Wolves looking to mingle.
You have to always put yourself in a place where YOU stand out.
Save all the competition for all the Jackals and Hyenas who are desperate.

2. If you want to be taken seriously,
why not look into a career as a reporter?
And I don’t mean by going to school and getting a degree.
Start a blog about music or fashion.
Where you will be able to interview celebrities.
It gets you in the front of the line FAST and access backstage.
It also helps create a name for yourself.
So, you can meet who you want to meet… all while having a press pass.
ALWAYS BE PROFESSIONAL!!!
(you will need a great camera and of course, a camera man.
cheat sheet:
a pretty Vixen who can lure them either being an assistant OR the interviewer)

3. Start to know people who know people who know people.
Always be polite to everyone because you do not know who holds access.
You then start to meet people who can get you in the door.
From there, you will be in VIP and then BAM: you are getting your flirt on.

Once you get in the know, you will get the power you need.
But always ask yourself, “what do I want to achieve?”
“What are my goals?”
“What makes me stand out from the rest?”
You can make a career in the entertainment industry easy if you use your connects well.

Start your plan of action sheet NOW so by fall,
you are ready to wrap your paws around your Baller Wolf.
Once you get him caught up in your lair, he will have no choice to surrender.

I’m waiting to hear some stories.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

12 thoughts on “Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

  1. Jamari you need to write a book…i would buy it and it WILL be a best seller…i never had basketball booty so i cant spill tea on that…i need to go back read through your archives! I wish you were writing on my blog…we should talk.

  2. hell let me be a food runner or bar back i can make some good connections that way. when i was a bar back i could flirt with anybody i wanted. S/N Jeremy Lin is a no name that became a big name. and i always wanted a asian

  3. One of my close friends lives in O-Town and was down there for it. Saw them practicing before the game and said these ballet are a lot taller and finer in person. Most notable was Carmello Anthony.

    Another great way to get into the industry is do be in the promotions department of like a radio or club or venue. Or you can begin hosting your own events with groups of friends. That’s the big thing kids in college are doing to make money since partying is a big industry. The benefits are you HAVE to go events and you often get in for free. If your events are a hit you’ll attract better crowds.

  4. lol, I love point 3, I suppose in the entertainment industry that is true – in my field of work, not so much, because if you are too delectable, you are never going to be taken fully seriously
    and also the pretty women and gay guys in point 2 are very low on the list of trustworthy individuals…maybe except for Anderson Cooper, and he’s kinda boring
    *sigh* well, if you want real money and real power I guess you have to forsake something

    1. ^you have to have game Polar.
      You can get whatever you want just by being in the right place at the right time.
      Especially, if you are interviewing and have a point of being backstage…
      rather than just standing there waiting for it to snow or some shit.

  5. Lemme chime in on this one, I have a really good friend that’s married to a basketball player, but even though he sucks, I get to go everywhere, because I’m her stylist.. So if I’m needed I attend, and I’m paid for doing so.. Ive met other players, and their gf’s and wives, and have even done work for them… Never hooked up with a baller but I’ve definitely got some crew dick..and one cool thing is, there’s never games involved, because I’m a stylist they automatically assume, no matter how cool or masculine you are..”that nigga gay”!!

      1. Yessir!! Cuz my thing is I’m not a big talker while working, and around people I don’t know. So I come across as low key, but I know the topics that those types of dudes are interested in, so I can carry a decent conversation. One big plus when this is the situation is to seem exclusive, don’t be out there loud and wildin’, and if at any moment you can get them alone, you will be very surprised at the things that come out of there mouths! And i will also say just look at them as a man with a good job, not necessarily a “baller”, cuz before the contract most of them were broke niggas!

  6. Its so funny you talk about Orlando Jamari, I thought the same thing when I heard it was there, how tired and I didnt want no part of it, but never thought that it was probably easier to see ballers in a place like that. I dont give these events a second thought when they have it in places like Orlando, Denver etc because I know that these cities dont have strong African American scenes. I was in LA last year for Allstar saw lots of stars but it was hard getting access to any of them because they were in their element. I am already scheming on how to get access in Houston, was their for AllStar festivities a couple of years ago and had a ball. These athletes for the most part are cool its just getting access to them, it helps when you have fine pretty vixen to hang with, if you know a little about the game and stroke their ego you can probably at least connect with them or more. Also a little secret, to catch them is to go to top Hotels in the city and hang out in Hotel bar with a pretty vixen, never fails, some insider will try to holler at said vixen and get her into some of the parties and you just tag along and be ready to turn it.

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