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Donald Trump Is A Great Debater Under Pressure

can we quickly talk about the press conference that trump had yesterday?
embarrassing.
i’m moreso disgusted at this part on that shit show…
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Matt Forte Is A Biscuit (Let Him Sop You Up)

Matt-Forte3baller wolf matt forte of the chicago bears is what you call “premium meat”.
so you can’t expect him to not walk in a room and have people drooling for a meat sample.
like this guy:

1381591070000-forte yeah he has the same effect on me too.
well this person is a reporter who was in the locker room as matt as was being interviewed.
was that shiny bald head hypnotizing his soul?
here is the extended clip…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (20)

this actually made me smile.
fuck that.
it made me cry.
what happens…
when a news reporter just doesn’t understand the words “go away”?
well this happens…

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The Philly in Willy Nearly Beat That Reporter Trying To Steal A Kiss

Next time you run up on Will looking for a kiss,
you may just get:

I can’t even imagine what was going through that reporter’s head (the top one) in this video below….

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Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.

Peep it…

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