“a muscular and naked angel dropped out the sky and starts walking towards your car…”

“you let him inside because he needed a ride and then…

You let him inside
If you catch my drift…

what would you do if you were driving around in florida,
minding your business and the road ahead,
and a naked male with ^that kind of bawdy was on the sidewalk?
in a fantasy perspective,
that is how most flixxx start.
in reality,
that is how folks end up being on the news like this jackal…

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“DON’T SAY GAY” DOWN IN FLORIDA?

what is happening in flordia?
nice beaches,
great weather,
sexy males,
and a shit ton of idiots.
to think,
i was supposed to live there.
my God said “NOPE”.
i feel like it’s an alternate dimension down there.
i see why bugs bunny decided to cut that shit off:

he was way ahead of his time.
florida doesn’t want ya’ll saying the word “gay” down there.
“don’t say gay” is the latest bill and desantis might be backing it…

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the mushrooms made him do it (the mushrooms made him kill, kill, kill…)

some of my friends have been trying coke as of late.
it has been confusing tf to me tbh,
but everyone does some experimental shit once or twice in their lives.
i’ve tried weed and was given horse tranqs when i was younger.
some folks have mental illnesses,
but once they take some hard shit,
it can bring the demons out of them.

Imagine getting high off a drug and murdering someone?

 that is what hyena did while high off mushrooms in florida

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piercing eyes, strong jawline, big biceps, and past tweets full of hate and homophobia?

you never know when you’re gonna make it.
we live in a forest where you’re “eh” today and on the newest “it” sensation tomorrow.
you never know when your breakthrough is coming.
it could literally be around the corner.
which is why i often wonder about those who take their own lives.
are they shown in the great beyond that their blessing was coming very soon?
i’ve seen ^him before.
his name is zay from miami, flordia.

he went viral off his looks alone and i could see why.
 guess what the forest dwellers allegedly uncovered about zay?

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brown stew chicken, plantains, and a side of maggots? (yumzo)

i’ll never forget hearing a story of a vixen going to a burger spot years ago.
she ordered onion rings and when she got them,
she saw something that stood out.

There was a fried mouse in it

i heard after she sued the restaurant and won.
they promptly got shut down and that was that.
you hear stories like this and hope it never happens to you.
everyone who knows me knows that i love curry goat.
that is my favorite thing to order from the jamaican spot.

Curry goat
Rice and peas
Mixed cabbage
Plantains
Macaroni pie

mmmmmm.
there is a story circulating on ig about this jamaican spot down in florida.
@sue.bankss went to “the dutch pot” and ordered brown stew chicken.
allegedly,
she didn’t pay extra for the maggots in her meal too…

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hookups off dating apps are leaving some gays dead during this panny

even though brighter times are ahead with biden,
we are still in the midst of a dark winter.
that means there is gonna be a lot more crime until we come out of this slump.
big city.
small city.
hood.
suburb.
everyone needs to be vigilant.
it was a risk hooking up with randoms off the internet before the panny,
but you gotta be real careful going to meet up with anyone nowadays.
^bobby scott,
who is pictured above,
was in an open relationship with his hubby.
he went to hook up with some bbc off a dating app and well…

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