“you let him inside because he needed a ride and then…
You let him inside…
If you catch my drift…”
what would you do if you were driving around in florida,
minding your business and the road ahead,
and a naked male with ^that kind of bawdy was on the sidewalk?
in a fantasy perspective,
that is how most flixxx start.
that is how folks end up being on the news like this jackal…
i love how he was described:
that sounds like my type of party…
…but i’ve learned anything living in new yawk,
this type of shit is usually attached to crazy.
if i learned anything growing up in barbados,
a machete in a naked (she)jackal hand means run.
judging from what a foxholer sent me:
Volusia County deputies have arrested a local man who they say was naked when he attacked a land surveyor with a machete and tried to steal his clothes.
Deputies were first called to an area near the Volusia County Fairgrounds just before 10 a.m. Monday after the surveyor reported that a naked man had approached him while carrying a large machete-style knife.
The victim told deputies the man had been picking palmetto berries in the woods when he suddenly ran out of the brush waving the machete and demanding the victim’s clothes, wallet and phone.
Even though the surveyor followed his orders, deputies say the suspect eventually threw the machete and a handful of berries at him, but the victim wasn’t harmed.
The suspect, later identified as 34-year-old Brandon Wright, ran back towards the woods and fled the area in a white Dodge Challenger.
Deputies say it wasn’t the first time 34-year-old Brandon Wright had a nude run-in with law enforcement.
this isn’t the type of crazy you want to volunteer yourself to as tribute.
if i learned anything about people,
someone would take the risk for a hopefully big reward.
lowkey: it’s giving “naked and afraid”…
but the white people were afraid in this instance…
highkey: a foxholer sent me his fb…
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