“a muscular and naked angel dropped out the sky and starts walking towards your car…”

“you let him inside because he needed a ride and then…

You let him inside
If you catch my drift…

what would you do if you were driving around in florida,
minding your business and the road ahead,
and a naked male with ^that kind of bawdy was on the sidewalk?
in a fantasy perspective,
that is how most flixxx start.
in reality,
that is how folks end up being on the news like this jackal…

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machine gun kelly shows us what megan fox is so in lust with

i like megan fox and all…

But Lord knows I’d love her to STFU about her relationship with Machine Gun Kelly

this came out recently:

( x the entire story )
what she fails to realize is when angelina jolie was doing it,
she let the audience speak for her when she was with billy bob thorton.
i guess this was controversial back in the day:

whenever people try to be like someone else they are compared to,
they are always the attentionisto version of that person.
they are like a devolved pokemon.
this is what machine gun kelly uploaded today for some shoot…

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romeo, romeo, where art tho dat eggplant, romeo? (on his onlypans, duh)

*the following is rated r.
viewer discretion is advised.

a wolf who knows how to cook will always be sexy.
if i planned on eating whatever he cooked,
i wouldn’t be able to eat until after i got some.
do i really need to go into detail about what i mean…

romeo johnson aka @giraffe908 got our attention with marvin bienaime.
he posed nude for one of his photoshoots that he did.
romeo does a segment on his instagram called “onlypans“.
it’s where he cooks food for us but naked.


can we have him for dinner instead?
for his latest segment,
he cooked penne carbonara and his world-famous empanadas.
he even showed us the size of the eggplant too…

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porsha williams admits that r. kelly might have seen her naked

i was never really a porsha williams fan when i use to watch rhoa.
she is a beautiful vixen that has crazy personality,
and a cancer zodiac like me,
but sometimes i feel she is a dork.
this is all based off her actions on the show rather than her bts tbh.
so porsha has her memoir,
the pursuit of porsha“,
coming out and she shared that she was connected to the almighty hyena,
r. kelly

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britney spears is free and naked and free and naked

britney spears is a free vixen now.
as you know,
her conservatorship is over.
her father has been removed and ( x facing charges of misconduct ).
she is also engaged to her fine wolf:

 

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so what other way to celebrate being free is by being naked

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tyler perry made jon moody drop his drawz and i’m happy he did

it’s the veins in the thighs for me.
jon moody is everything.
well,
i prefer him when he isn’t on reality shows.
he works better when he is a mystery.
jon has a handsomeme face,
banging bawdy,
and an exceptionally round

…about way of showcasing the talent of his art.
yeah,
that’s it.
it seems that jon has been waiting to make his debut on the big screen.
he appeared on tyler perry’s “sistas” on bet with the whole pipe out…
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