whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:

i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.
toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post…

A British tourist walked across the one of the most dangerous border in the world to spent his holiday with the Taliban — and had a vacation fling with a terrorist.

After falling in love with “extreme travel” two years ago, Toyosi Osideinde, 30, has visited 69 countries so far — with an upcoming trip to Ukraine.

After deciding his trips to Iraq, Syria and Belarus were “not enough,” he prepared for his ultimate “dangerous and thrill-seeking” experience — Afghanistan.

There he entered the embassy to be interviewed by members of the Taliban decked with heavy machine guns, he says.

He spent his trip visiting tiny villages and sprawling markets, eating biryani and even had a fling with a member of the Taliban, he said.

A member of the Taliban acted as a security guard in Toyosi’s hotel — and they ended up hooking up.

“I ordered some takeaway and he brought it up to my room,” Toyosi said. “I noticed that he kept coming back every five minutes to see how I was.

“At a certain point, I just asked if he wanted to come in and watch a movie. We shared some food and kept on talking. Stuff happened after that and we kept seeing each other every day.

“The Arabs love to flirt with men. They love me — I was obsessed.”

In every country Toyosi had been to, he had used Grindr to find men to date. Saudi Arabia and Afghanistan were the only two countries where he didn’t.

He said: “I was trying to be discreet — you have to be careful. I felt safer with my security guard. We didn’t talk much because he didn’t speak English and I didn’t speak Farsi.

“In the evenings we would watch Gossip Girl. He would love showing me his guns.

“We have spoken since I came back but after some time I had to let it go. The moment I left it just didn’t feel right — It was just a fling.

He says his Taliban lover “was passionate” and “used it well.”

“They are very touchy-feely and like to kiss — it’s romantic in a way. They will make you feel like you’ve known them for years. It definitely doesn’t feel like a hook-up in the Western world.

“Taliban penis should not be underrated.

“I try to have sex everywhere I go. Especially if someone tells me not to do anything there because they are racist and homophobic, I am like ‘Do you know what, I’m going to do it.’”

i’m all for going on a trip and getting some sex from one of the locals but this story:

first and foremost,
his yapping put the life of whoever that terrorist was in danger.
( x does he realize what kind of country afghanistan is? )
all they got to do is put two and two together to find out who did his security.

secondly,
he put his own life in danger as well.
this yappathon put a whole target on his back going forward.

third,
fuckin’ a male in a country where being DL is a way of life is not a huge accomplishment.
i guarantee it wasn’t with a male who looked like this:

…and if it was,
i’d imagine he would have shared the secret sex video he recorded.

lastly,
is he visiting these countries for culture or sex?
even tho he has stamps on his passport and thrill seeking for dick:

You can tell by his yippity yappin’ that he still ain’t use to nothing.

i guess this story was to highlight that gays can be “passport bros” too?

lowkey: i shared this story with cousin hybrid and he responded…