his definition of “come and ride my pony” is real different (horse cawk)

no cap,
but someone was JUST telling me about some hyena who died smashing a horse.
well,
uh,
the horse smashed him (literally).
allegedly,
it’s some video on trump’s side of the internet with this craziness i refuse to watch.
i was told about this the other day and a foxholer sent me this story today

A man wanted for allegedly having sex with horses in New Orleans’ City Park has been arrested under suspicion of doing the same thing in California, jail records show.

According to the Marin County Sheriff’s Office, Koshaun Dion Baker was arrested on Sept. 21 by National Park Service Rangers. He is facing charges including cruelty to animals and sexual assault on an animal. His bail has been set at $150,000.

Rangers arrested Baker after an incident at the Presidio Riding Club. Rangers told the Marin Independent Journal someone had broken into the building, vandalized it, and released about 10 horses.

Baker was identified as the suspect and booked into jail.

A spokesperson for the Golden Gate National Recreation Area declined to elaborate on the alleged sex crimes, saying only that none of the horses required medical attention.

Four horses were identified as victims of animal cruelty, but not specifically sexual conduct.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

….uh.
huh.
so he was allegedly traveling across state lines to pervert these poor horses.
they are minding their business,
eating hay,
and here he goes with the bs.
at what point in this hyena’s life did he say to himself:

“Ya know,
it’s something about a horse’s dumpy that really riles me up.”

the other hyena was craving horse penis and look where that got him.

 

is it that bad out here now?
are they turning to the animals for sneaky links?
ugh.

lowkey: when white vixens in porn videos say:

“I want your big horse cawk.”

…im gonna think of these stories.

article cc: fox8live

13 thoughts on “his definition of “come and ride my pony” is real different (horse cawk)

  1. They do know they have sextoys they can use that’s animal looking like just go for that.

    (Sn: I just don’t see why do this when furries exist that can fulfill the fantasy & you won’t go to prison)

  2. This is the second black male who was caught doing something like this this year. The Caucasian ways are starting to rub off on black men cause yeah.

  3. Holy shit, Marin County is the next county south of where I live here in CA. JFC! This sounds more like some Florida Man shit but here we are. UGH, that is so vile!

  4. Love horses, beautiful animals, but Um….yuck! Besides the obvious reasons of why you shouldn’t Do this, do these people think about the bacteria that is on/in a Horse?! I mean I’ve been to the dude ranch and I’ve seen the PILE of poop they drop at any moment…and last time I checked horses don’t know a thing about Enemas, not somewhere I wanna stick my dick 🤮

    1. This has nothing to do with gay cause a lot of women participate in beastiality. Whether it was a male horse has not been specified. The last guy who did this, a black guy, had sex with a female horse.

  5. Where I live, when I was growing up, there were rumors of two or three men who allegedly admitted to putting their dicks in female sheep.
    One rumor regarding one of the men is that his dick was so huge, women found it too difficult to take, if at all. These were black men. One of the men has three sons, all of them have real big dicks. This I know factually from taking PE in school with them and showering after.
    As sick as it is, some guys who are hetero and gargantuan dicked, just can’t find anyone to put it to.
    I have seen personally a few dicks on some fine wolves that I just couldn’t be bothered to even try. One of my exes used to tire me out with all that pipe and I just could not handle it. Life is beautiful and strange.

  6. You don’t remember the story from years ago where the white Man got penetrated by the horse and died. The assistant on the farm was being paid by people to let them in to sleep with the animals and etc. And sometimes they would film their activities. The video was horrific. You couldn’t really see it but you could hear the moment the man was impaled after they aroused the horse. People are sick but unfortunately this behavior isn’t new. I think they call it Zoophilia ironically.

  7. There isn’t a human on this Earth that can get the size of a horse dick. I take that back, an Elephant dick. Its some humans who have horse dicks but not Elephant dicks. I know they are torturing him in jail. “This nigga raping horses”. How do you mount a horse and try to attempt to rape it. You definitely had to drug it cause horses are not calm around strangers without the handler near.

  8. I put my dog up when Im having sex cause I dont want him coming in my room. Ive seen people do it right there and the dog start licking their balls. No animals in the room with me. Cat, dog, fish or turtle, even baby monkeys. All animals get put up in another room.

    1. Right! I am a very private person the thought of my babies (cats) seeing me even makeout is horrifying, but I know there are some nasty people out there that have sex with the dog on the edge of the bed sleeping. I am still shocked at the amont of parents that have sex with eachother and the children, and I don’t even mean just babies, sleeping in the same room or worst on the bed with them… That is too much, the way I am set up, everyone needs to think I am a prudish virgin.

If you wouldn't say it on live TV with all your family and friends watching, without getting canceled or locked up, don't say it on here. Stay on topic, no SPAM, and keep it respectful. Thanks!

%d bloggers like this: