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i’ve never felt so good to be “in my feelings”

even tho folks like to come for drake,
he always manages to win every time.
he is smart and very calculated,
but it works.
well the song of the summer got a video.
as you know,
that’s “in my feelings” from his new album,
“scorpion”.
you can’t go anywhere without hearing or seeing it.
i guess shiggy,
who went viral because of the dance challenge,
ended up getting more than the check cut because…
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RIP Will Smith

330B43D800000578-0-image-m-17_1460332895490these jackals are going crazy out here.
former nfl defensive line-wolf,
will smith,
was shot and killed by a crazy ass jackal in new orleans.
the reason: alleged road rage.
his wife,
raquel smith,
was also harmed in the incident as well.
the whole situation is extremely sad and i hope justice will be served.
the foxhole will keep his family in our prayers.

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Did Sandra Rose Just Allegedly Out August Alsina as “Trade”?

tumblr_nhkor9CFkt1s99luko1_1280so you know i love my ratch-n-b august alsina.
i even have love for his alter ego september.
well sandra rose,
my bloggin neighbor a few forests down,
seemed to have allegedly outed august’s past activities back in new orleans.
this is what she posted on her side of town
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Daniel Gibson, Keyshia Cole Husband, Is In The Big House

daniel-gibson

daniel “boobie” gibson,
keyshia cole’s husband/slave,
has been arrested for assault and battery.
this would have made a great storyline for their boring reality show

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Dig Into This Celeb Allstar Sunday Buffet!

well another successfully boring all star came and went.
of course,
all the celebs were in the house.
some looked bored.
others looked… well bored.
nice turn out tho…

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Thug Claims It Is Not Gay To Give Throat

“ya heard me brody?
whoadie check me out right dere, ya heard?
ain’t gay to suck some lean mean peen.
ain’t gay to have a dick in ya booty hole

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