My Foxhole Nearly Went Up For Justin Bieber

tumblr_inline_nhvcjo14EX1s7f4gwokay i don’t know what voodoo
or hoodooo
or whatever justin bieber is doing…
but i think i’m for it.
i said “think”.
yes i am saying this.
so justin bieber is trying to make every one of his stans burst in orgasmic bliss.
he is now the 2015 spokesperson for calvin klein (#mycalvins) jeans.
not to mention drawz.
just look at what god (or an graphic design artist) did to him…

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who does he think he is?

Santana_Cry…even tho this smells of good photoshop,
layers of filters,
and “attentionisto” life choices.
that crotch shot may even be of suspect proportions.
i won’t lie tho…
it worked.
i almost assumed he was a wolf.
now if only they could make him less annoying.
i don’t think they have the tools for that tho.

pictures credited: calvin klein

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

8 thoughts on “My Foxhole Nearly Went Up For Justin Bieber

  1. You guys can masturbate to him, but when I look at him I’m seeing a really masculine stud/butch or chapstick lesbian

  2. I agree with Lindo. Justin still looks like a fem stud. I question your sexuality now J. You’re attracted to Lesbians with a-cups.

    j/k

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