Scenario: You are half asleep in class and look over your shoulder to see this…
the horse dick centaur
a legend that you may only see once or twice in your life.
men with a dick so big,
you won’t have an ass/pussy after you attempt to fuck him.
you may not even by alive.
that dick with clear out your entire organs.
“cause of death: assualt with a blunt object”
you can’t even put that thing in your mouth.
i would fight a mofo who would even came at me with a pipe like that.
i always wondered how do those horse dick centaurs get pleasure?
do they jack off with two hands?
do their stick their dick in: