girth, length, and things too big to fit in this headline

everyone loves a big dick until that big dick becomes a big headache.
now i’m not fonting that big dicks aren’t nice to look at and hold but

Imagine having to deal with avoiding intercourse because your manz penis is XXL?

we will get into that in a second.
i have never heard of girthmasterr until the other day.
i saw cardi b with a gif:

so you know,
i got into curious fox mode.
i wanted to sniff around to see what all the hub bub was all about.

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everything to make you put that extra cake or the bottle of henny down (big belly business)

during the battle between beenie man vs bounty killer on versuz,
the main talk was:

  1. How fucking amazing it was!
  2. The belly on Beenie Man

 beenie was a real slim wolf in his prime so i’m sure age had a lot to with it.

i’ve heard that overindulgence of alcohol starts to show up in your stomach first.
ive seen guys go from having abs to having serious beer bellies due to drinking high key.
that abusing hard likka will catch up to ya eventually.
i was wondering if this was the same situation with busta rhymes?
remember he was muscular thick back in the day?

he put up his recent weight loss journey on ig a few days ago..

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i’m too big

imagine to my surprise that…

I’m too big

well in all fairness,
we’re too big

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When The Dick Is Disrespectfully Big

now a fox has seen some big pipes.
the foxhole,
and the internet,
has opened me up to some really big meat.
no pun intended.
i don’t understand why dicks are so big nowadays.
is it in the chicken?
the mcdonalds?
well a f-bi sent me what appears to be…


take a look…
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WOLF MEAT: (446)

i think the wolves will like this.
a lot.
so the following bunz are round and jiggly.
it looks like it’ll give the perfect ripple if stroked right.
you know you like the ripple.
so what do you think?…
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