Chris Brown’s Pipe Is One of The Reasons He So Skinty

Screen Shot 2016-01-17 at 7.26.08 PMoooooooh no.
well i do like chris brown with weight on him.
i think we all do.
i mean that ” x 2009-2010” look.
that is when he is was his most handsome-est.
anything after that was,
well,
no.
he explained in a recent ig comment what his weight loss regiment is.
this is a chris brown official statement

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did he say he lost all that weight because of fucking too?
what kind of fuckin’ is he doing caussssssseee…
he needs to package and distribute that work out regiment.
he will make millions.
chris makes me cackle.
i swear he does.

lowkey: some of these people who fuck every other day still fat.
maybe they doin’ it wrong?
see what i did there?

chris!
you might be onto a new work out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFjYNJiOXtA

Author: jamari fox

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21 thoughts on “Chris Brown’s Pipe Is One of The Reasons He So Skinty

  1. That’s good to know.I guess my cousin only weighs 100lbs because she has lots of sex.I thought it was because she was a crack addict.

  2. His face looks OLD and he doesn’t LOOK happy. He could very well be in a perpetual state of bliss, but he doesn’t look happy to me. You’re right Jamari! He looked SO GOOD back in 2009-2010! That’s when he emerged as a man, and I really thought he was on his way to being the next male pop/rnb icon

  3. I’m actually sad by looking at this picture. It reminds me of Whitney how beautiful and on top she was in the 80s and 90s then those rumors started about her doing drugs, then when she started making those appearances like the Michael Jackson Special and I knew our girl was in trouble. Her story reminds me of Chris in a way and I really hope he pulls it together before it’s too late.

    1. LMAO @ ancient. That one got me lool.

      But yeah, he looks gross in that picture 🙁 Idk if i should feel bad for him or should just be critical. It’s kind of painful to watch the trainwreck though. :/ Yikes!

      1. ^Ya know Diggy…you would think that at this point he would try to get it together for the sake of that lil’ cute daughter of his, but it seems like it’s business as usual with him. Clubbing/fuckin/drugging seems to be his priorities. If he got it together, aligned himself with some competent producers, and dumped the hangers-on…perhaps he could salvage his sinking career. At this point, it doesn’t look good. Royalty had some good tracks, but the majority of that disc was garbage.

    1. Honestly I’ve never seen the world “tricking” used that way either, not common slang. With the context, I’m assuming he’s talking about parlour / freerunning. You know he loves flipping around

  4. I had a fat aunt who claimed she was gonna have lots of sex to lose weight. I don’t understand how it’s supposed to work either. I imagine holding an arch builds a strong a core.

  5. Poor Chris… Always feels the need to mention “other artists” not doing what he does to validate himself. Newsflash Christopher, the greats NEVER tore down their contemporaries to make themselves look better. They let their craft speak for itself. This boy (yes, boy) needs a slice of humble pie. He really thinks mentioning all of that is going to negate the crappy degrading “music” that he has been putting out lately. You are not great as you think you are. Have a seat. You know male R&B is a thing of the past when you have people like this representing as the current “faces” of it in the mainstream world.

  6. All that fame and money and he been looking like a homeless bum lately. That “I don’t give a fuck” attitude is fine but when you don’t give a fuck about YOURSELF as evidence here… It’s a wrap!!!! He’s disgusting and he’s doing drugs PERIOD!!!! #HeOnDatStuff

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