Posted in ALL ABOUT THE BUNZ

we all know straight males love to show off their cheeks and…

one thing about straight wolves…

If they got nice cheeks,
they gon’ show it tf off

straight wolves always have the fattest bunz.
i truly believe some have a fetish on their own butt cheeks.
i think its due to all that working out and running away from commitment.
this sleeping wolf wanted to show off everything he was proud of on the train…

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" WOW X MARKS THE FOX

would you suck on his ring pop to prove your loyalty to him?

even though i’d suck on his ring pop,
i feel like it’s easy to misunderstand that statement.
straight males will often get the side eye for some of the things they do.
i think some gave aj fulp,
who is in the above picture,
a huge side eye for doing this with a ring pop on tik tok
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WOW X MARKS THE FOX

kill it with fire.

i thought i was seeing a unicorn.
nah.
lemme not disrespect unicorns.
i like them too much.
it was like seeing bigfoot.
you go camping,
and while you looking for a wifi signal,
you come face to face with an urban legend.
you was so scared,
you ran instead of taking a picture for proof.
i got the picture today tho.
it was the most interesting thing on my way to work…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

so the penguin violated me tonight

inconsiderate jackals really burn my biscuits.
like,
did the parents teach them any manners?
so the penguin clearly lives in new yawk.
after his life of crime,
he is “one of us” now.
bitter,
i’m sure.
so i’m standing on the train by the door,
minding my business,
when…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

don’t have a seizure on the train because they got places to go

^he needs to be shamed.
like,
“flogged in the town square” shamed.
“head in that device for tomatoes be to thrown” shamed.
the following story disturbed me.
i’ve seen folks pass out on the train out here,
but i’ve seen everyone run to their rescue.
i mean we be mad af because we got places to be,
but its usually all paws on deck.
well it might be different over in long beach; california.
there is a video circulating of a black wolf,
who had a seizure,
and a older snow jackal pulling him off the train.
it wasn’t even to help,
but for the train can move so he can go along his business.
this is the video
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Posted in STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

I’ll Take An Order of “Check That Asshole/Get This Booty Later”

there is a few things that turn me on with wolves.
you know a boucin’ pecs drives me crazy.
strong hands get to me.
i imagine them palming my whole tail.
a nice tail to hold onto while he is thrusting into me>>>
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