Always Let The Doofus Do Your Dirty Work ( #RHOA Street Talk )

PORSHAWOMPWOMPso that “dumb blonde” act is real?
so the streets is talking
and they saying porsha looking like a unemployed doofus in these streets.
blogging peer tamara tattles,
who usually gets all the official street talk,
got the intel on what allegedly happened at reunion-gate at #rhoa…

So this is what my exclusive source is saying, which isn’t a whole lot. Frankly, I want to hear the play-by-play but my relationship to sources is a delicate balance of getting as much as I can for you guys without pissing off any sources by pestering them for information.

First of all, Nene and Phaedra got together to come at Kenya on the reunion. But two on one was not enough for them. They needed a patsy to take the fall.  When you look up patsy in the dictionary, you will see a large picture of Porsha Williams.  Nene and Phaedra got in Porsha’s ear and got her all riled up about Kenya. Let’s back up a minute. Remember last week when Porsha was on Bethenny?  Bethenny asked her a series of “Would you ever …” questions. One of those questions was “Would you ever slap a housewife?”  Porsha said no, but she does think about slapping Kenya a lot. Perhaps Phaedra saw that and said, “hmmmm I bet I can make that happen…”  I don’t know.  What I do know is that Nene, Phaedra and Porsha were in cahoots to come after Kenya at the reunion. Nene and Phaedra did everything they could to goad Porsha into attacking Kenya on camera.

And it worked.

I asked my sources about sex toys on the stage. That is a complete fabrication. It never happened. Kenya did say disparaging things about Porsha’s marriage and verbally pushed her buttons. But it appeared the attack on Kenya was planned from the start. Nene and Phaedra told  Porsha she needed to turn it up at the reunion to save her job. The reunion is usually the last chance to save your contract if you are in danger of being let go.  So Porsha went big and got physical with Kenya. There was no dragging anyone across a stage.  It was more like middle school slap fight that was immediately stopped. And, here is the tea you have been waiting for…  Porsha was sent home immediately, did not finish the reunion, and  she was fired.

Now I don’t think anyone screamed. “You’re fired! ” like they were Donald Trump, well maybe Kenya did that, who knows? But my sources, indicated that Porsha Williams is no longer employed by Bravo. I still haven’t heard from everyone I could possibly hear from yet, so stay tuned.

tumblr_mjvbt5uGlu1ql5yr7o1_400so she gonna let those two bonafide clowns get in her ear,
get her turnt,
and get her ass sent home?
for good tho.
she was already on thin ice from what i was hearing anyway.
at least moose was nice enough to randomly tweet this:

Screen Shot 2014-03-28 at 11.23.33 PMwell better luck next time porsha.
allegedly.

lowkey:
you know you’re a powerful when your enemies need a lackey to bring you down.
i knew she was doofus-like when she got nada from that divorce.

street talk found: tamara tattles

Author: jamari fox

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8 thoughts on “Always Let The Doofus Do Your Dirty Work ( #RHOA Street Talk )

  1. Also having the nerve to get mad at Kenya for teasing her about something she’s been hinting at the entire season.

    I guess it’s only okay if Porsha insinuates that Kordell is gay.

    1. ^shit they all contradict themselves when it comes to kenya.
      chick came on that shit and got them scurred.
      yes kenya can be extra,
      but she was hired to be the antagonist like new york from flava of love/natalie nunn from bgc.
      funny she became the protagonist and nene took the bad guy role.

  2. I heard all of them were coming back, and a new housewife was going to be added. This was before the fight tho. I hope she isn’t fired. She needs that check.

    Due to the ratings, bravo has to be careful who they cut and they know this. The others are key to the show and will never be fired, not anytime soon anyway lol.

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