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Phaedra Parks Is A Modelling Mortician Who Does Law On The Side

i guess modelling for “flat tummy tea” has paid off.
insta-attentionistas,
take note!
so phaedra parks is now a model.
like,
a legit model.
no,
she isn’t lying.
phaedra has been signed by wilhelmina models.
yes.
the real agency.

she got a full interview by us weekly and well…
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Shemar Moore Explains He Likes Vixens, Ain’t Gay, and Living Good

isn’t shemar moore part of the “sexy light skin 90s wolves” tribe?
wasn’t he in the starter pack?
i watched “brothers” the other day and thought he was so fine.
so shemar was in the news for allegedly dating a random phaedra parks.
i know.
she posted this picture:

comments turned off,
i see.
she made it look like they were dating.
it went pretty viral and i guess shemar wanted to clear up rumors.
this is what he posted on his ig
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How You’ll React When You Meet Your Favorite… Housewife?

ironically,
one of the “real housewives” came into my job the other day.
a snow bunny.
she dead ass was looking at me like i was gonna react.
fawn over her and go crazy.
i’m glad she learned i’m not phased.
well,
for her.
honestly,
i didn’t know who she was,
but my co worker did and she nearly fainted.
i had to get a whole google search and some cliff notes.
well,
this is what happened when someone met one of the “rhoa”
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The Immortal Lies of Phaedra Parks?

welp.
i love when things come full circle.
from the time phaedra parks hit “rhoa”,
i never cared for her.
shit hit the fan at this season 9 reunion
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How Much “L”s Is This For Phaedra Parks Now?

when my spirit doesn’t care for someone,
i am usually 99.9% right.
when i first saw phaedra parks on her debut on “rhoa”,
she rubbed me the wrong way.
she didn’t do anything in particular,
but her energy came off sus.
well after seasons of alleged scheming and lying,
i ended up being right.
in her latest alleged lying,
it seems she fibbed her way in being divorced as well.
remember this:

well then this happened via reality tea
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Fake, Fraud, and FlimFlammery: The Life of Apollo Nida

liarliarwell i knew this was going to happen.
i knew it.
i just knew it.
apollo nida from #rhoa was going to come clean sooner or later.
i was waiting for everyone and his idiot wife to play catch up…
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