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Kordell Stewart Gets A Broom/Knife To Try And Clean Up His Mess

so kordell stewart released a statement on “tooted ‘n’ booted” gate.
he spoke exclusively to tmz sports about the origin of the video.
he says via video on tmz sports
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How To Apologize To Gays Quick, Fast, and In A Hurry

Screen-Shot-2013-11-17-at-10.59.20-PMporsha woke up the other day with her heart heavy.
yes lordt.
it was really heavy over her social media mentions looking pearl harbor.
the poor girl probably threw her phone down the toilet.
well she made a video apologizing about her leaked church rant the other day.
well…
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The Gays Need To Be Saved From Hell, Signed Porsha

porsha-williams-in-tearsisn’t karma funny?
i’m sure she is about to do some more crying pretty soon.
so before porsha williams decided to chase reality show fame on #rhoa,
she was actually a bible thumping evangelist.
isn’t that against the religion or in the bible?
ya know in like chapter one or something.
“thou shall not participate in ratchet reality shows” or something like that?
anyway a vix-bi decided to drop off a video from tmz of her preaching.
the topic?
gays and other travesties of life needing to be saved.
yeaaahhhh buddyyy…
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So Porsha Willams Is Part Of “The Battered Ex-Wife Club”?

Porshaporsha stewart williams of #rhoa fame is making her rounds.
she got an album to sell and hair to promote!
she is trying to extend her 15 minutes and of course she is doing it the right way.
“playing the victim”.
yes a time tested way for america to fall in love with you after some drama.
ask rihanna.
she had an interview was access hollywood last friday to start the process.
kenya,
kordell,
kweens,
and everything in between…
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Porsha Stewart Wants To Be Jailmates With Kenya Moore

porsha-williamswell now i’ve heard everything.
so you know “the other brawl” that happened last week on #rhoa?
well as you know,
porsha got charged for her role in the debacle.
well porsha,
in a surprising twist,
wants allegedly to press aggravated assault charges against kenya as well…
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The Real Ratchet Reality

tumblr_inline_n4eeb4msoL1r0znzq-1so everyone was talking about kenya vs porsha today.
i mean everrryyyyyoooonnnneeeee.
if andy wanted ratings,
well gosh darnit,
he got em.
surprisingly it was mostly the talk amongst the snow bunnies today.
they were so shocked and mystified.
its like they got to take a trip to the hood without ever leaving the house.
one intern asked me jokingly if this is how “black women” act when they’re mad?

“um no.
well not all.”

like chick,
this is a tv show,
but how could i really answer it?
she was curious because of what she sees on tv.
some sistas will fight like dogs in the street over some stale hood pipe.
hell people in general would actually kill you for less nowadays.
its like people doing random off the wall shit so they can get their 15 minutes.
it all made me wonder…

Is this is the new reality?

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