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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (95)

so folks dress up to go to wwe on a weekend?
after a long ass week of dealing with annoying ass corporate shit,
i’d want to relax and get drunk.
if i’m lucky,
fuck the stress away.
clearly,
this isn’t the story down in atlanta

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he figured acting like an ape would get him better seating

some white folks are losing their minds these days.
it’s really a sight to behold.
you’d think “mother’s day” would be a day of peace and good times.
nope!
it’s a day for some mess to go viral.
according to “daily mail“:

A fight broke out at a California sushi restaurant after a white man hurled racist insults at several Hispanic and African-American patrons and even made ape-like gestures at them because he had to wait for seating.  

In the video, the man was told that there was a wait time for seating at the packed Aburi Premium AYCE Sushi restaurant in Long Beach on Sunday. 

peep the video foxhole…

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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (49)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001“stab that bitch in the neck!
stab that bitch hoe!”
no
that’s not the latest trap song to hit the billboard 200.
that is probably what the bystanders of this latest tragic scenario thought.
so 9 jackals were charged with murder after an all about street brawl.
why?
it started because 2 she-jackals were fighting over a male jackal.
that is always an entertaining show down in the wild.
it ended with someone getting killed tho…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (35)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_500what is up with the hood rats fighting up in fast food restaurants?
like what is it?
has the steriods in the hamburger meat got jackal’s turnt?
well this classy brawl happened in rock n roll mcdonalds in chicago…
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The Real Ratchet Reality

tumblr_inline_n4eeb4msoL1r0znzq-1so everyone was talking about kenya vs porsha today.
i mean everrryyyyyoooonnnneeeee.
if andy wanted ratings,
well gosh darnit,
he got em.
surprisingly it was mostly the talk amongst the snow bunnies today.
they were so shocked and mystified.
its like they got to take a trip to the hood without ever leaving the house.
one intern asked me jokingly if this is how “black women” act when they’re mad?

“um no.
well not all.”

like chick,
this is a tv show,
but how could i really answer it?
she was curious because of what she sees on tv.
some sistas will fight like dogs in the street over some stale hood pipe.
hell people in general would actually kill you for less nowadays.
its like people doing random off the wall shit so they can get their 15 minutes.
it all made me wonder…

Is this is the new reality?

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