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the rhoa gave their peaches to this skrippa?

i didn’t realize the vixens of “rhoa” were getting down like this.
i mean,
it’s reality tv so anything is possible.
storylines need to be pushed so cast members can stick around.
there were rumblings a couple of cast members had a threesome with a stripper.
this all happened at cynthia bailey’s bachelorette party.
the forest are saying the alleged stripper was none other than

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i’d expect nothing less from kenya’s ex, matt jordan

there’s something about the eyes that often reveal a crazy person.
it’s that intense,
dead,
nothing behind them” glare that usually is a tell tale sign.
matt jordan,
the ex of kenya moore from “rhoa”,
has those kind of eyes.
i know she’s glad she dodged that bullet because…

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kenya moore won’t be holding a peach any longer

i liked kenya moore on “rhoa”.
i know she wasn’t the favorite,
but i enjoyed what she brought to the show.
she was entertaining and stirred the pot like no other.
i mean,
if she didn’t,
ya’ll woulda had her outta there like deshawn snow.
you either loved her or hated her,
but you still watched her ass.
well it seems like her time on “rhoa” has come to an end.
allegedly,
she will not be returning to season 11.
this is what “page six” had to font…
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This Whole Racism Thing Is Bullshit

she ruined THE FUCK out her face.
so i never cared for kim zolciak of rhoa fame.
from her actions alone,
she always gave off “racist” to me.
i was even more baffled when folks had capes on because she was “dragging” kenya.
i know some don’t care for kenya,
but to cheer on a blatant racist gave “coon-erific’ vibrations to me.
well kim was at the season 10 reunion and so was her ignorance.
this is what she had to say in regards to her views about racism…
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So Ya’ll Wanted This ATL Housewife Gone and They Granted It ( #RHOA )

foxhole,
you know i’m bad at reality tv.
i fucks heavy with a good drama or comedy.
i watched “lhhmia” for two episodes and was done with that.
good because i can actually become a fan of amara le negra.
i watched one episode of this last season of “rhoa”.
it was the fight with kenya and kim.
over it after that.
i pretty much catch up with all their antics on social media.
kinda like how i deal with the kardashians.
well two atl housewives are allegedly getting the boot for season 11.
“b scott” tells us who…
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Phaedra Parks Is A Modelling Mortician Who Does Law On The Side

i guess modelling for “flat tummy tea” has paid off.
insta-attentionistas,
take note!
so phaedra parks is now a model.
like,
a legit model.
no,
she isn’t lying.
phaedra has been signed by wilhelmina models.
yes.
the real agency.

she got a full interview by us weekly and well…
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