ADRIAN PETERSON: I TALK; YOU LISTEN.

Adrian.
Adrian.
Adrian.

What is this?
You get off of the injured list and go wild?
I feel we need to have a quick pep talk.
Follow me…

What is done is done.
You been arrested and issued your statement.
You will never pick up an alcoholic beverage again.
Not even to stare at it.
You are not even a drinker.
You are my low key Wolf I have grown to appreciate.

You will keep out of the spotlight starting now.
Eye witnesses said you were throwing your weight around.
No one likes the ego maniac Baller.
It is not attractive to your brand.
You just had a new baby.
Set a better example.

You will concentrate on getting ready for next season.
Your skin looks great, btw.
Noxzema?
You have a lawyer now.
Let him speak for you.

As much as I know you like to tweet your feelings
(remember the NFL is like modern day slavery comment?)
It is in your best interest to keep all comments to self.

Go hug someone’s baby.
Save a cat from a tree.
Build a house.
The American pubic is stupid.
One good deed will cover a million lies.
Your PR will assist you with that.

Do I make myself clear?
Good.
Continue to look like this:

… and I will continue wanting to fuck you.
I don’t fuck “the drunk belligerent Baller in the bar”.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzLsY3Pg9Nw]

Nite!

oh and whoever that is saying she is your “friend”,
your “friend” wouldn’t have you drunk at the bar.
your friend would know you aren’t a drinker.
just a foxy word of advice.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

2 thoughts on “ADRIAN PETERSON: I TALK; YOU LISTEN.

  1. I was shocked when I heard this story. I didn’t expect this behavior from him and I bet he didn’t either.

"off topic", trolling, and other nonsense gets sent to my spam folder. other than that, play nice and let's discuss!