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side hoes: don’t roll up to kamrin moore crib without calling first

ive been following nfl baller wolf for the giants,
kamrin moore,
since he played for boston college on snapchat.
i think at one point,
they got his nudes on tumblr.
the alleged pipe,
his lips,
and just his overall swagg were appealing.
well kamrin may have put a dent in his nfl career.
he allegedly couldn’t keep his paws to himself…
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i found out odell beckham jr is cut

look at those thighs.
Jesus.
so i found out that odell beckham jr is cut.
it’s been a fantasy of mine,
tbh.
let me show you what it looks like…
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baller wolf, juju smith-schuster, takes another male to prom

this is a “feel good” kind of story.
i’m sure it will raise eyebrows as well.
so imagine going to your senior prom

…With a Baller Wolf?

^that baller wolf in the picture above.
juju smith-schuster,
who plays for the steelers,
and he did a very good deed last week.

He escorted another male to his prom

…all because he asked.
it’s that easy?
a foxholer sent me this story and…

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

when you get dragged for trying to drag dez bryant

nfl baller chocolate wolf and foxhole fav,
dez bryant,
is still fine af.
a little cray,
but..
so people can be ignorant af.
this is why we can’t have nice things.
pictures and dms are the new “autograph”.
it’s a privelege for a celeb or baller wolf to pose for a picture.
a lurking jackal asked dez for a picture one night and well…
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the foxholers sent me some ’19 nfl combine snacks to share

what a coinky dink.
when i posted ^this pic on the foxhole ig,
the one on the right got the most love.
i didn’t even know they were pre-baller wolves at the time.
his name is isaiah wharton and he plays for rugters

…but he wasn’t at the nfl combine this year.
no,
this enty is to wrap up ’19 combine.
the one of the left,
saquan hampton of the same school did…
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i’ll need trevor bates to download uber, like, ASAP

i love nfl baller wolves,
 
especially if they look like ^that.
sadly,
they can be prone to crazy ass behavior if you aren’t careful.
so ^that’s trevor bates.
he plays for the lions.
well he allegedly didn’t want to pay for his cab ride to queens.
a foxholer wants to share what happened via “the daily mail”
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