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to be a baller wolf and a virgin too? (protect this man)

“they still make those?”
that was the first thought in my brain.
when i think of purity,
i never think of that for a baller wolf,
no matter the league.
baller wolves can get sex just by showing up.
i usually think nasty,
hardcore,
freak-a-leek,
“i can’t take it anymore” sex with some minor cuddling after.
kinda just turned myself on there.
tyler lockett from the seattle seahawks,
like,
at all.
matta fact,
he revealed something that may have you shocked.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

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they will regret the day they dropped antonio brown

ya know,
i’ll admit that i was impressed with ex-nfl baller wolf,
antonio brown,
in the beginning.

i liked the way his video launches from the raiders to the pats.
since then…

it’s been a little off.
he still uses his social media to speak,
which i appreciate.
well antonio isn’t going out without a fight,
hence him using ^that muhammad ali reference on his ig.
he’s about to hit the nfl where it hurts via “espn“…

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Posted in POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

who wants some “accidental ig live” nfl baller meat?

 

*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so you know i love baller wolves.
you know i love nekkid baller wolves too.
well the following is a baller wolf who got nekkid on accident.
how?
he didn’t know he was on ig live.
nfl baller wolf of the chicago bears,
tarik cohen,
was in the locker room after a game.
the nekkidness on accident happened

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE X MARKS THE FOX

ryan russell comes out and wants to represent gays in the nfl!

can i font real quick that lizzo’s line in “truth hurts“:

Fresh photos with the bomb lighting (Bomb lighting)
New man on the Minnesota Vikings (Minnesota Vikings)

…is my absolute favorite?

so another baller wolf has come out of the closet!
we are always excited about that news within the foxhole.
everyone meet ryan russell.
he’s bisexual:

he’s a currently unemployed,
but he hopes to be drafted on a team to be the first gay baller wolf in the league.
we already rode that wave and well…


i was already drafting up my dating resume until i saw he’s in a relationship.
this is what he posted on his ig

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side hoes: don’t roll up to kamrin moore crib without calling first

ive been following nfl baller wolf for the giants,
kamrin moore,
since he played for boston college on snapchat.
i think at one point,
they got his nudes on tumblr.
the alleged pipe,
his lips,
and just his overall swagg were appealing.
well kamrin may have put a dent in his nfl career.
he allegedly couldn’t keep his paws to himself…
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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

i found out odell beckham jr is cut

look at those thighs.
Jesus.
so i found out that odell beckham jr is cut.
it’s been a fantasy of mine,
tbh.
let me show you what it looks like…
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