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even after a stabbing, terrelle pryor and his girlfriend are your #relationshipgoals

some folks are drawn to each other in relationships,
no matter how toxic they are.
they will create so much drama,
nearly stab each other to death,
call you to vent about how disgusting they are,
scream they are done,
and be on a baecation together while screaming “couple goals” a week later
for your sanity,
they need to be ignored.
ex baller wolf,
terrelle pryor,
seems to be dealing with that with his girlfriend(?),
shayla.
she ( x stabbed him up ) last year…

and the update
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now what is a baller doing trying to scam the system during the rona? (josh bellamy)

black folks who ain’t use to nothing,
and out here trying to scam the system,
are too much of a liability to be around.
some black folks love to wear their stolen wealth to flex all over social media.
imagine if there was no social media tho.
would folks be able to scam a lot better?
josh bellamy,
a nfl baller wolf just got dropped by the jets,
got charged with trying to scam the system during the rona
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retired nfl baller wolf, plaxico burress, is doing something for only his fans?

when plaxico burress played for the giants,
i thought he was cute af.
i was so glad when he took those braids out his head.
you know i love me some biceps:

…and them guns use to be out.
he is aging really really good too.


well i guess retirement has plaxico wanting to try something new because…

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aj dillon will crush you with his bawdy parts

i forgot just how fine some baller wolves are.
oooooooh weee.
i was in the woods over the weekend,
but the foxhole was hitting me up about aj dillon.
aj played for boston college,
but now he plays professionally for the greenbay packers.
he was in training camp a while back,
but all the foxholer was talmbout was
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“the short kiss goodnight” starring odell beckham jr?

odell beckham jr is dating that lovely vixen,
lolo wood.
i found it funny she dated shemar moore,
another one that folks try to say is gay.
these two look good together tho:

i’d watch the sex tape.
well they’re talking about odell and his alleged suspect behavior on the field again.
this time,
it’s with an alleged kiss on the cheek via “gossip in the city“.
you be the judge

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to be a baller wolf and a virgin too? (protect this man)

“they still make those?”
that was the first thought in my brain.
when i think of purity,
i never think of that for a baller wolf,
no matter the league.
baller wolves can get sex just by showing up.
i usually think nasty,
hardcore,
freak-a-leek,
“i can’t take it anymore” sex with some minor cuddling after.
kinda just turned myself on there.
tyler lockett from the seattle seahawks,
like,
at all.
matta fact,
he revealed something that may have you shocked.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

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