Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES

my owner lets me take yearly vacations and approves my sick days, he does

this is one of those “dumb” moments we all have.
the one where after we say something,
we catch ourselves with a heavy wait a minute….
so nba baller wolf,
king james,
said on his hbo show,
“the shop”:

“In the NFL they got a bunch of old white men owning teams and they got that slave mentality,” James said. “And it’s like, ‘This is my team. You do what the f— I tell y’all to do. Or we get rid of y’all.’ ”

…which is a solid opinion.
the combine is like a modern day slave auction.

well nfl baller wolf for the chargers,
antonio gates,
disagrees with what king james had to say.
he gon’ say on “tmz sports”

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP X MARKS THE FOX

mychal kendricks is back on his big booty (again)

nfl baller wolf,
and big booty extraordinaire,
mychal kendricks can’t seem to catch a break.
so if you didn’t know,
he was dropped when they found out about ( x his alleged insider trading ).
he was picked up by the seattle seahawks shorty after.
he was reinstated to play a couple weeks ago and this happens
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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP I'LL ALLOW IT THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE

odell beckham jr has finally done it

so baller wolf bae in my head,
odell beckham jr,
has some exciting news.
he’s done something that i prayed for a while.
yes foxhole…
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Posted in THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES

kareem hunt is going down, but he’s taking full responsibility tho

i don’t get other humans.
you’d think that after years of hardship,
once you “make it” to the next level,
you’d be on your best behavior.
you wouldn’t be disappointing all those who supported you.
i’d imagine it was like that for nfl baller jackal of the kansas city cheifs,
kareem hunt.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he allegedly assaulted a vixen in the hallway.
this is the video

…and here is his apology pr interview with “espn”
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

a 12 year old put the alleged moves on justin crawford (he couldn’t resist)

i’ve been sent some stories that i’m often left going:

“WTF?”

i’ll add this one to the many.
ex baller hyena,
by the name of justin crawford,
was allegedly caught in a compromising situation today.
one with a 12 year old.
this is the story via “tmz”
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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP POINT. AIM. BALLER CUM SHOTS.

odell beckham jr and saquon barkley get caught in an embrace (of sorts)

some males fan the flames of their rumors,
especially when it’s alleged gay rumors.
nfl baller wolf,
odell beckham jr,
is no stranger to his alleged gay rumors.
he truly has no fucks to give about them.
i saw this clip with him and rookie,
saquon barkley,
in a recent game

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