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i found out odell beckham jr is cut

look at those thighs.
Jesus.
so i found out that odell beckham jr is cut.
it’s been a fantasy of mine,
tbh.
let me show you what it looks like…
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baller wolf, juju smith-schuster, takes another male to prom

this is a “feel good” kind of story.
i’m sure it will raise eyebrows as well.
so imagine going to your senior prom

…With a Baller Wolf?

^that baller wolf in the picture above.
juju smith-schuster,
who plays for the steelers,
and he did a very good deed last week.

He escorted another male to his prom

…all because he asked.
it’s that easy?
a foxholer sent me this story and…

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Posted in BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES PREMIUM MEAT OF MY MINUTE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

when you get dragged for trying to drag dez bryant

nfl baller chocolate wolf and foxhole fav,
dez bryant,
is still fine af.
a little cray,
but..
so people can be ignorant af.
this is why we can’t have nice things.
pictures and dms are the new “autograph”.
it’s a privelege for a celeb or baller wolf to pose for a picture.
a lurking jackal asked dez for a picture one night and well…
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the foxholers sent me some ’19 nfl combine snacks to share

what a coinky dink.
when i posted ^this pic on the foxhole ig,
the one on the right got the most love.
i didn’t even know they were pre-baller wolves at the time.
his name is isaiah wharton and he plays for rugters

…but he wasn’t at the nfl combine this year.
no,
this enty is to wrap up ’19 combine.
the one of the left,
saquan hampton of the same school did…
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i’ll need trevor bates to download uber, like, ASAP

i love nfl baller wolves,
 
especially if they look like ^that.
sadly,
they can be prone to crazy ass behavior if you aren’t careful.
so ^that’s trevor bates.
he plays for the lions.
well he allegedly didn’t want to pay for his cab ride to queens.
a foxholer wants to share what happened via “the daily mail”
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my owner lets me take yearly vacations and approves my sick days, he does

this is one of those “dumb” moments we all have.
the one where after we say something,
we catch ourselves with a heavy wait a minute….
so nba baller wolf,
king james,
said on his hbo show,
“the shop”:

“In the NFL they got a bunch of old white men owning teams and they got that slave mentality,” James said. “And it’s like, ‘This is my team. You do what the f— I tell y’all to do. Or we get rid of y’all.’ ”

…which is a solid opinion.
the combine is like a modern day slave auction.

well nfl baller wolf for the chargers,
antonio gates,
disagrees with what king james had to say.
he gon’ say on “tmz sports”

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