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your co-workers ain’t your friends and this is one more reason why

when i was let go from my last job,
i found out someone i was “cool” with went back and told my bosses something i said.
it wasn’t anything malicious,
but i shared with the person how i was treated in that meeting.
they ran back,
told my bosses,
and the rest is history.
it hurt my feelings as i thought they had my back,
but again:

Your co-workers aren’t your friends.

sure,
you’ll meet a few who will stick by your side,
but others shouldn’t be trusted.
there is a lot of cutthroat shit that happens at work,
even with those you have lunch with every day.
^that jackal’s co-workers must have hated him because...

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“arrested for concealed weapon in the car” by tory lanez featuring…

this ain’t my song tho….
first of all,
why ain’t no tell me tory lanez was bajan?
that news shocked tf outta me.
so i casually listened to a tory records until that last ep he came out with.
“chixtape 5”.
i wore that record out when it first dropped.
well tory is no stranger to fuck shit.
he was just arrested on weapon’s charges,
but he had a special guest feature in the car via “tmz“…
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earl thomas wife had something for him and his hoes all right

i never found it appealing to lose my sanity when it came to a cheating wolf.
i’m the type that moves silently.
i find out you cheated on me,
and we live together,
your shit will be on the lawn by the time you get home.
no fighting or arguing.
nuna dat.

number and locks are changed; your shit is out my crib.
this is another reason i don’t want a wolf living with me either.
we can separate with no fuss or muss.
earl thomas,
who plays for football for the baltimore ravens,
learned his wife isn’t like me.
this is what she did when she found out he was cheating via “tmz sports“…

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arrest (mi)

mi has lost it.
for those who don’t know who mi is,
she is my relative i’ve written about on a few occasions.
i brought her into my home and she continued to violate.
it ended up with her nearly killing me in here.
when she left my crib,
she took her circus to other family member’s homes.
as of recent,
mi got arrested

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so why was mike holston aka the real tarzann arrested?

so this is some real random news i got on my desk.

Michael Holston aka The Real Tarzann arrested

he’s one of those types that’s really under the radar.
he cares heavy about animals,
cool with ramses principe,
and has many celeb connects.
kim k and diddy are some of his people.
so how did he end up arrested and currently still in jail?
well
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i’d expect nothing less from kenya’s ex, matt jordan

there’s something about the eyes that often reveal a crazy person.
it’s that intense,
dead,
nothing behind them” glare that usually is a tell tale sign.
matt jordan,
the ex of kenya moore from “rhoa”,
has those kind of eyes.
i know she’s glad she dodged that bullet because…

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