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earl thomas wife had something for him and his hoes all right

i never found it appealing to lose my sanity when it came to a cheating wolf.
i’m the type that moves silently.
i find out you cheated on me,
and we live together,
your shit will be on the lawn by the time you get home.
no fighting or arguing.
nuna dat.

number and locks are changed; your shit is out my crib.
this is another reason i don’t want a wolf living with me either.
we can separate with no fuss or muss.
earl thomas,
who plays for football for the baltimore ravens,
learned his wife isn’t like me.
this is what she did when she found out he was cheating via “tmz sports“…

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arrest (mi)

mi has lost it.
for those who don’t know who mi is,
she is my relative i’ve written about on a few occasions.
i brought her into my home and she continued to violate.
it ended up with her nearly killing me in here.
when she left my crib,
she took her circus to other family member’s homes.
as of recent,
mi got arrested

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so why was mike holston aka the real tarzann arrested?

so this is some real random news i got on my desk.

Michael Holston aka The Real Tarzann arrested

he’s one of those types that’s really under the radar.
he cares heavy about animals,
cool with ramses principe,
and has many celeb connects.
kim k and diddy are some of his people.
so how did he end up arrested and currently still in jail?
well
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i’d expect nothing less from kenya’s ex, matt jordan

there’s something about the eyes that often reveal a crazy person.
it’s that intense,
dead,
nothing behind them” glare that usually is a tell tale sign.
matt jordan,
the ex of kenya moore from “rhoa”,
has those kind of eyes.
i know she’s glad she dodged that bullet because…

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side hoes: don’t roll up to kamrin moore crib without calling first

ive been following nfl baller wolf for the giants,
kamrin moore,
since he played for boston college on snapchat.
i think at one point,
they got his nudes on tumblr.
the alleged pipe,
his lips,
and just his overall swagg were appealing.
well kamrin may have put a dent in his nfl career.
he allegedly couldn’t keep his paws to himself…
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