Tag: arrested

is jonathan majors the fastest fall from grace we’ve ever seen? (holy sh*t)

well,
this latest news is major…
i’m not gonna be like the other folk in the community with this story.
the ones excited to see a black male in a sticky situation.
you know when black folks get caught up in the drama,
our own people be the first ones with:

“I knew he/she was trash.”
“Hated her/him.”
“I had a feeling he/she was off.”

…and all that might be true,
but it certainly doesn’t help us in the long game.

I liked what Jonathan Majors was presenting.

his bawdy was dope,
he had good views about masculinity,
but i liked the few productions he has been in.
how disappointing to read this news today…

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the gay couple who slay each other on onlyfans also murder together too? (how romanticals)

foxhole,
i won’t even lie to you…

I kinda sorta didn’t care about this story.

i have had foxholers break it down for me like i was 5 tbh.
gay attentionistos,
by the name of eric and john,
who promoted their love and lust over socials.
not only do they show us sugary sweet kisses on their mains,
but they also take us into their bedrooms to watch their lust and filth.
it’s easy to get a platform these days without a background check.
look good,
dress good,
social good,
and fuck good.
where have we seen that gay love story before?

the gays became stans but i wasn’t impressed when i saw them.
with a majority of social media love stories,
lgbtq along with the straights,
there is always a “gotcha” behind it all.
GOTCHAAAAAAAAAA because eric and john…

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1.75 for extra dipping sauce just won’t fry (get it? not fly but fry? okay bye)

i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee french fries.
i’m not really a “dipping sauce” fox tbh.
i like eating french fries plain.
i know,
what a monster i am.
i guess a mayo + ketchup mix if i’m feeling frisky.

i haven’t been down in manhattan in a while to check out bel fries,
a restaurant that specializes in belguim street fries.
they charge 1.75 for extra dipping sauces.
these three she-hyenas flipped tf out and trashed the joint…

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how to kill your trust fund boyfriend and get caught 3 years later

when you have something to offer behind your name,
you have to be very careful who you let in your life.
from having a good job,
connections in the industry,
or having a trust fund.
we like to use what we have to acquire who we want.

“If I let him know I have money/connections,
I can lure him into my bed even faster.”

it’s very manipulative on our part BUT it has worked on plenty.
in my head,
rashid young died because he met the wrong male who knew about him.
it didn’t help that he had a trust fund either.
his death is on the way to being solved after two years…

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ASAP ROCKY IS TRYING TO NAB ATTENTIONISTO OF THE YEAR

…or most hated?
it’s a jail two for 1 entry special today.
so um,
rocky,
you know rihanna is pregnant right?
she should be on chill mode and the vibes should be right.
if it’s not one thing it’s the other with rocky.
the other day,
it was an alleged cheating scandal.
today is the arrest…
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when your mugshot pics scream regrets, bad decisions, and clenched butt cheeks (tyler)

for the life of me,
i don’t know WHY people think things won’t end badly for them after doing obvious dumb shit.
it’s like a white wolf letting some bbc demolish his wife but he has a small penis.
what did he think was gonna happen afterwards?
so we have another update for a boy named tyler and his family of demons.
as you know,
his family of demons decided to post them abusing him on ig live because he might be gay.
( x see it here )
“gaye magazine” has been on this story and well…

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