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so why was mike holston aka the real tarzann arrested?

so this is some real random news i got on my desk.

Michael Holston aka The Real Tarzann arrested

he’s one of those types that’s really under the radar.
he cares heavy about animals,
cool with ramses principe,
and has many celeb connects.
kim k and diddy are some of his people.
so how did he end up arrested and currently still in jail?
well
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i’d expect nothing less from kenya’s ex, matt jordan

there’s something about the eyes that often reveal a crazy person.
it’s that intense,
dead,
nothing behind them” glare that usually is a tell tale sign.
matt jordan,
the ex of kenya moore from “rhoa”,
has those kind of eyes.
i know she’s glad she dodged that bullet because…

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side hoes: don’t roll up to kamrin moore crib without calling first

ive been following nfl baller wolf for the giants,
kamrin moore,
since he played for boston college on snapchat.
i think at one point,
they got his nudes on tumblr.
the alleged pipe,
his lips,
and just his overall swagg were appealing.
well kamrin may have put a dent in his nfl career.
he allegedly couldn’t keep his paws to himself…
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another lyon brother from “empire” gets arrested

this is how i remembered hakeem on “empire“.
these days tho?
eek.
so is there a curse on the set of “empire”?
first jussie and now it’s bryshere gray aka yazz the greatest.
he was arrested today for driving without the right tags on his car.
not only that,
he behind the wheel without a license or insurance.
this is all on a 2014 rolls royce.
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aunt wendy’s jackal is not going down without a fight

aunt wendy knew her jackal was a hot mess before she married him.
it was alleged she knew “during” the marriage too.
too bad she has to learn,
in the middle of a divorce,
just what a raggamuffin she knew he was.
it has led to her baby,
kevin jr,
in getting arrested over that same jackal she married.
the daily mail” had my mouth wide open reading this…
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one hyena down in the case of muhlaysia booker

i thought it was the most horrifying thing i’ve ever seen.
the brutal attack of trans vixen,
muhlaysia booker,
in dallas, texas:

i mean,
did it need to go to that level?
it was a ton of hyenas on one.
i think jumping folks is such a bitch move.
i’m so glad those vixens helped her.
i needed a minute before i posted this story.
it seriously disturbed me.
i’ve seen some things,
but what in the entire fuck?????
they caught one of the assholes involved…
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