You remember my fat caked up Baller Wolf Deshawn Stevenson:
I’ve wanted to ride that Maverick for years.
I bet he would give me something to talk about.
But, today, he wanted me to talk about something totally different.
The Brooklyn Nets star doesn’t have to EVER worry about leaving home without money…
(CBS News) Here is a list of things DeShawn Stevenson has: An NBA championship ring on his finger, an Abe Lincoln tattoo on his neck, and an ATM machine in his kitchen.
That’s right. The Brooklyn Nets swingman posted this photo of himself in his kitchen. The ostensible goal seems to be to show off his colorful bowtie-hat-rolled pants ensemble. But the cash dispenser behind him takes center stage.
The 6’5″ guard is known for his off-the-court adventures (public intoxication) and confrontational personality (ongoing feud with LeBron James). And while Stevenson would hardly be considered an NBA star (he’s averaged 7.4 points per game in his career), he has been in the league for a dozen years, making some serious cash along the way. According to USA Today, he had earned over $26 million in salary as of 2010, so it’s perhaps no surprise the guy has an ATM across from his toaster.
The only question is does his ATM dispense five-dollar bills to honor his Lincoln tattoo – or does it charge a $5 transaction fee instead?
I guess Instagram is the new “NEW MONEY” photo drop studio.
Twitter and Facebook definitely have competition now.
It kills me how everything in that kitchen screams, “LOOK AT ME!”
Including him.
I have so many questions:
Why does he have an ATM in his kitchen?
Does it charge him a bank fee?
What professional bank allowed this to happen?
Was he bored?
If I give him some mean throat, do I get a cash deposit?
Do people look at him crazy when they go into his kitchen?
Am I looking at him crazy and I’m not even in his kitchen?
Where are his parents?
Who are his friends?
Why is he dressed like he should be selling bean pies and handing out pamphlets on 125th?
“A Salam a Lakum, my brother.”
How much you want to bet he has a bank teller window in his drive way?
I know those Brooklyn hoodrats are LOVE seeing that when they talk in that kitchen.
The irony here is he is dressed soooo “GAY” yet Noone is going to talk about cus he plays sports and is considered ” manly”
Thats not necessarily true. We go hard around these parts. đ
I’ll take that as a compliment, I think. đ Lol.
Oh! That.
There is a common denominator between the wealthy: they wear anything and don’t care about what others think.
I’d do him standing up while he’s hugging his ATM.
Jamari, if you give him some mean throat, you’ll get a deposit alright!
^1/2 a teaspoon of throat deposit.
1. That article is shady as hell.
2. Facebook owns Instagram now. No competition there.
3. Deshawn could get it.
4. He would never walk out the house with me looking like that.
5. Don’t really understand the point of the ATM. If he were a real baller, he’d have a vault. HA!
LOL….”if he were a real baller, heâd have a vault. HA!”
Random your something else man I tell you.
^competition with the new money pictures on all three social networks.
Why is he dressed like that? That shit is not cute. LOL
I bet dude has mad paper, but I wonder if he’s spending it properly. His kitchen looks very clean and nice, but I rather see what his bedroom look like. đ