Are These Compliments On Sale Or Are They Free With Purchase?

shopping can be so relaxing.
especially when you haven’t done it in a while.
all you are thinking about is how good you will look in your new diggs.
for me, i did all my budgeting today.
got my “save ‘n’ stack” situation right.
i won’t be the fool again.

so i went to a couple stores on my lunch break and did a little spending.
in the middle of trying to decided between the white one and the purple one,
this wolf walked up into the section i was in.
took my fuckin’ breath away.
i had to stop deciding to start looking at his ass….

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My Baller Wolf Can Cook Me Breakfast and Deposit Funds In His Kitchen

You remember my fat caked up Baller Wolf Deshawn Stevenson:

I’ve wanted to ride that Maverick for years.
I bet he would give me something to talk about.

But, today, he wanted me to talk about something totally different.
The Brooklyn Nets star doesn’t have to EVER worry about leaving home without money…

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