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King James Said Everyone Can’t Breathe At Barclays Tonight

Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 8.42.42 PMking james is usually very socially conscious.
that is what i like about it.
oh and being a mountain of meat as well.
he wanted to wear a “i can’t breathe” shirt to protest for eric garner.
during warm ups tonight for the nets vs the cavs,
he wore a “i can’t breathe” shirt.
oh and so did everyone else
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What Belongs To Amare Stoudamire Is Currently Sinking

new york is a mess.
buses and trains are a mess.
lower manhattan is still a mess.
amare stoudamire felt it like everyone else.
he had no electricity for a while,
and his jeep is currently, “under the sea“…

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My Baller Wolf Can Cook Me Breakfast and Deposit Funds In His Kitchen

You remember my fat caked up Baller Wolf Deshawn Stevenson:

I’ve wanted to ride that Maverick for years.
I bet he would give me something to talk about.

But, today, he wanted me to talk about something totally different.
The Brooklyn Nets star doesn’t have to EVER worry about leaving home without money…

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