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Deshawn Stevenson Is Now Bowing Down To King James?

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nba baller wolf,
deshawn stevenson,
has learned that what goes around comes around.
sometimes you may have to eat it as well.
deshawn is probably going to be a free agent

x see here

…and is campaigning to get on the miami heat HEAVY.
that campaigning has gone to his twitter account

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My Baller Wolf Can Cook Me Breakfast and Deposit Funds In His Kitchen

You remember my fat caked up Baller Wolf Deshawn Stevenson:

I’ve wanted to ride that Maverick for years.
I bet he would give me something to talk about.

But, today, he wanted me to talk about something totally different.
The Brooklyn Nets star doesn’t have to EVER worry about leaving home without money…

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DeShawn Stevenson Has A Big Cake… Oh, and it was his birthday too.

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Something about Deshawn Stevenson turns me on.
He isn’t the FINEST Wolf… but there is something about it.
Maybe, because he is bow legged.
Maybe because he has some low key cakeage.
Or, maybe he just looks like he knows how to tear your shit right OPEN.
Yeah, so the LAST part for me.
I have low key wanted to let him beat since he played for the Wizards.
Well, he had a birthday party recently and my lust-rush came rushing back…

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The League’s Biggest Ho-Bags

Complex Magazine knows they…

*checks to make sure my name isn’t on list*

whew… anyway…

Complex Magazine knows they are wrong for this…
… but they are OH SO RIGHT.

LET THE HOES GET EXPOSED!
Nothing worst than a dehydrated ho yappin’ off at the fingers.

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