i remember when the internet was buzzing about michael hoffman.
he was an attentionisto who was jacking off for the cam.
he was also fingering himself and all kinds of other shit.
it was boring af.
a flick “leaked” with some snow bunny and i couldn’t help but think:
this is theeeeeee ( x most boring-est straight smashing ) I’ve ever seen.”
well shortly after his hype died down,
he went away.
as most attentionistos do after a while.
well a f-bi sent me a recent video of michael hoffman in full confession.
this is what he had to say on twitter…
— Michael Hoffman (@MichaelAHoff101) July 17, 2017
that is sounding real “suicide”-ish.
someone give him a call.
the vixens leave because he seem weird af.
he can’t get a job because he is covered in tatts.
you can’t expect to get employed with a bear growling on his neck.
Some don’t think past the trees to see whole forest
it’s all fun and games for internet likes and popularity,
but if you have nothing else to offer,
you will soon be “the next fad”.
you can only jack your dick or sell your nudes for so long.
you’ll be surprised who is lurking online.
from hr departments to the damn hunters.
when you connect your phone number or email to your social media sites,
it’s easy access for your whole shit to be reviewed.
i can’t really feel sorry for michael.
he chose that attentionisto life.
the f-bi also had this to say about michael:
“He didn’t like blacks. There was an online rant he did once.
also, he did the sex tape with the girl, but he couldn’t get hard. did the scene with the dude…and the dick was brick!
So you tell me! Dude…you’re gay. LOL”
he is sooooo missing his calling as a rich snow wolf’s blow up doll.
you know they’ll pay big money for ( x this ).
i’ll need him to stop whining and get with it.