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When Your Attentionisto Ways Come Back To Banish You

i remember when the internet was buzzing about michael hoffman.
he was an attentionisto who was jacking off for the cam.
he was also fingering himself and all kinds of other shit.
it was boring af.
a flick “leaked” with some snow bunny and i couldn’t help but think:

“Wow,
this is theeeeeee ( x most boring-est straight smashing ) I’ve ever seen.”

well shortly after his hype died down,
he went away.
as most attentionistos do after a while.
well a f-bi sent me a recent video of michael hoffman in full confession.
this is what he had to say on twitter
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You Are So Fucked Up

cc9835d52e9dd9acd2ae8afc1f9ca66f^that is so deep.
working at this job i’m at now,
celebrities and baller wolves in the news,
and even being on social media
everyone is a little (or alot) fucked up.
i use to think everyone besides me was perfect.
it was like i looked in the mirror and my flaws were enhanced.
i spent my life trying to be flawless,
saying the “right” thing,
careful not to offend people,
and OD judging myself harshly for my mistakes.
mistakes that brought about my biggest blessings.
the crazy part about all of that was everyone that was around me
those same people i tried desperately to impress…
the ones who judged and talked about me…
they were all completely FUCKED UP!!!!
like as soon as their secrets came out in the wash,
i wanted to drown myself for even giving a fuck in the first place.
smmfh.
irony and karma have been my greatest allies in this journey of mine.
now i just wait for it.

Posted in WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO" X MARKS THE FOX

She Fucked Up And Missed Out On Some Platinum Pipe

From #CAKE to #SNATCHINGCELLPHONES,
Breezy Wolf has found himself in the news a lot recently.

I wish my little Wolf would #SATDOWN and enjoy his Grammy win without getting into trouble.

Trey Songz, on the other hand, had to let a Vixen HAVE IT over Breezy…
and not in the good way…
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Tiffany Green: The New 2011 Face of Fuck Up

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI DREAMS OF THE FUTURE GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET LET ME TELL YOU A STORY... SOMETHING OPRAH WOULD TELL YOU

The Day I Fucked Up With An NBA Rookie

I guess I have the look that a baller would be attracted too.

Star Fox kept on telling me that, even though I doubted it due to insecurities.
Hell, once before this site was even thought of I nearly had a baller of my very own…

….until I fucked it all up.

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Weekend Getaway, Pt I


I am a VERY complex Fox.

I will not deny the contridictary undertones Jamari Fox makes.
I wouldn’t have you guys so hooked on my phonics if I wasn’t.

Some days I feel like gettin’ a nut; some days I don’t.

A Fox does go through things where I may feel the need to get deep.
Not everytime I want IT in me deep.

Do I give off such a sexual aura
that dudes are only interested in fuckin’ me?

This is a 2 parter… 

True story also.

Here is what happened…

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