Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

if you’re nice and regular, your life probably sucks

the ones we should stay away from are always the sexiest.
i think most of us are drawn to their “i don’t give af” attitudes.
most of the time,
the sex is usually something worth writing home about.

“Dear Mom,
He fucked my brains straight out of my head.
Send help!”

in a “duh” study,
it claims males with psychopathic ways are more attractive.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail“…

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being an attentionisto got you suckin’ your own pipe now?

if you’re gonna do the route of being an attentionisto,
i beg of you:

Be the humble one

nothing worst than having nothing to offer than your bawdy,
but being a total dick once you get a little fame.
even if you have talent,
being cool and kind will get you mad far in these forests.
it’s not attractive to be an asshole with a big (or small) dick.
i remember when this attentionisto was stripping and fuckin’ hoes online.
of course,
he had alleged rumors of being homophobic.
now he’s sitting on a lawn chair,
peeing on himself,
and sucking his own pipe…

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send him another pipe to get him horny

so i put on my ig stories that i wanted to have some fox talk tonight.
i love when i get some good first hand info.
before we start:
do not ask me who it is because i won’t be outing them.
this is coming from my home vixen so you know i respect confidentiality.
so my home vixen hit me up last night.
she told me she was talking to a wolf with a weird fetish.
as she told me the story,
she showed me his picture.
foxhole…

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

(well) it seems that wolf cozy goes both ways…

*the following entry is rated r
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so the few of the messages i got from foxholers today:

“WOLF COZY IS GETTING DOWN WITH A FOX!
IT’S ON HIS ONLYFANS”

of course,
i wanted all the evidence for this.
it was too good to be true.
well a foxholer sent an alleged receipt of what went down…

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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO"

flashman wade wanted ya’ll to vote for him too

sweeties,
you all did amazing who went out an voted.
i liked seeing so many folks promoting voting real heavy.
celebs were knocking on doors and pleading on social media.
the attentionistos got into the action as well.
flashman wade,
a foxhole fav,
voted for the first time this week.
so much so,
he wanted everyone to get out there as well.
a foxholer sent me the video he put up on his ig…
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SPOTTED: it’s a beautiful day to see an attentionisto

i love seeing attentionistos in their natural habitat.
it’s like being at the zoo.
you’re seeing someone that you’ve possibly jacked off about once or twice.
it’s always a question of:

“are they nice?”
“damn they clearly know their angles…”
“where is the *insert missing photoshopped body part*????”

“wow he is legit short af…”

sometimes it’s a straight up:

well,
i saw an attentionisto vet today.
one who i’ve had my fair share of “late night” moments about.
who,
you ponder?
well…

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