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king agu has been casted in the new role of attentionisto?

*the following has been rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

king agu has really jumped out of the closet,
eh?
i have this thing that when you’re known for being mysterious,
you should give a little but still keep things lowkey.
imagine beyonce deciding to wake up one day and say:

“Fuck this!
Ima be an attentionista going forward!”

i’d be turned tf off.
some folks truly do better being a mystery.
it adds to their hype even if they’re wack or boring af.
even tho we have seen agu naked af,
there was still this mystery about him that was really sexy.
ever since he got with his new boo,
joey...
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zander904 thinks gay people are weird af and got no hands on twitter?

i keep telling ya’ll to get a journal.
get a journal.
i use the “day one” app,
which is free,
on my phone.
if you don’t want to get a journal,
pull up the notes app that comes free your phones.

Twitter should not be the place you say your stupidity.

attentionisto,
zander904,
must have forgotten who his biggest johns.

on his alleged twitter,
he had something to font about the ( x talk shit; get hit ) video.
a foxholer sent me these alleged screen shots in dms…
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deven hubbard is a straight daddy

deven hubbard posted this picture and the caption was this:

he is letting us know that he didn’t gain any baby weight.
deven is a daddy now.
to some of you,
a heavy “dilf“.
his daughter has arrived and this is what he posted on his ig…

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if you’re nice and regular, your life probably sucks

the ones we should stay away from are always the sexiest.
i think most of us are drawn to their “i don’t give af” attitudes.
most of the time,
the sex is usually something worth writing home about.

“Dear Mom,
He fucked my brains straight out of my head.
Send help!”

in a “duh” study,
it claims males with psychopathic ways are more attractive.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail“…

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being an attentionisto got you suckin’ your own pipe now?

if you’re gonna do the route of being an attentionisto,
i beg of you:

Be the humble one

nothing worst than having nothing to offer than your bawdy,
but being a total dick once you get a little fame.
even if you have talent,
being cool and kind will get you mad far in these forests.
it’s not attractive to be an asshole with a big (or small) dick.
i remember when this attentionisto was stripping and fuckin’ hoes online.
of course,
he had alleged rumors of being homophobic.
now he’s sitting on a lawn chair,
peeing on himself,
and sucking his own pipe…

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send him another pipe to get him horny

so i put on my ig stories that i wanted to have some fox talk tonight.
i love when i get some good first hand info.
before we start:
do not ask me who it is because i won’t be outing them.
this is coming from my home vixen so you know i respect confidentiality.
so my home vixen hit me up last night.
she told me she was talking to a wolf with a weird fetish.
as she told me the story,
she showed me his picture.
foxhole…

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