i just fonted about angel on “beauty and black” and stumbling onto this story.

Foxhole: take note.
so the goal is always to get married especially to the ultra wealthy male,
or find yourself in his will legally at least.

the highest earning person in the marriage usually has to shell out alimony,
especially child support once kids are involved.

…which is why i’ve always been told you don’t marry for love.
once the divorce comes around,
love is out the window and it’s “who owns what and how much can i get?“.
david geffen ( x married that younger male ),
david andrew armstrong.
in our heads,
is this ( x how the davids even met )?
he goes by many alias btw.
omg wait…

in happier times,
i’m sure their friends knew them as “the davids” on invites.
i guess it’s now,
“that young bitch who had a plan all along.”

…and guess what?
it’s okay to have that exit plan especially if things aren’t working out.
so the davids didn’t work out after two years of marriage because of “irreconcilable differences“.
i love to know why this didn’t work out but “tmz” is fonting:

Armstrong claimed Geffen treated him as “a living social experiment” and paraded him around as a “trophy to show off to his wealthy friends, under the guise of benevolence.” Armstrong even filed a civil lawsuit against his former partner in July for allegedly exploiting him but ultimately dropped it.

uh…

young david is allegeding that older david did a “breach of contract“,
because he was supposed to get life long support if it ended,
but older david is like,
“NAH HOMIE“.
so like all divorces,
it got nasty AF but there seems to be an end to the drama via “tmz“…

According to new legal docs, obtained by TMZ, the billionaire says he’s reached a divorce settlement with his ex.

The terms of the settlement are not clear … there’s nothing in the documents giving any details.

We’ve told you all about it … money has been a contentious point in this divorce, with Geffen saying he’s paid Armstrong — AKA Donovan Michaels — plenty to keep him happy … and is even footing the bill for his NYC penthouse. But the much younger model has argued the opposite and has told the courts Geffen is hiding his wealth so he can pay minimal spousal support.

hmm.

we will probably never hear what he got since he probably signed an iron clad NDA.
i’m not even gonna hold you but older david would have to be really abusive for me to bounce.
i’m riding it out all the way until the funeral home.
older david doesn’t have any kids so i’d have him teach me the business to take over.
listen,
be an “angel off beauty in black” all you want.
tbh:

this situation probably looked good in theory,
but was probably not all it was cracked up to be in reality.

david geffen is a billionaire worth around 9.3 billion dollars.
unless every time they saw each other,
they threw paws,
or young david was doing illegal shit:

older david can set him up with a nice retirement plan and send him on his way back to the forests.

he can afford it.
i will font that younger david needs to give up that penthouse in new yawk tho.
that upkeep will eat up most of the settlement.
its time to start downgrading while he is in transition to find a new wealthy older male.

lowkey: i wonder which attentionisto is next up?

article cc: tmz