i bet he wishes he was this cub once again.
back at a time where he had no issues.
he was just “chris brown”.
worrying about what fresh kicks to wear to school.
singing at virgina state.
that innocent cub with a clean slate.
breezy wolf has some more issues on his plate.
monday: a vixen whose leg nearly got broke in half.
tuesday: a hit and run charge.
wednesday: kidnap obama and demand world domination?…
Chris Brown has been charged with criminal hit-and-run … TMZ has learned.
We’ve learned the L.A. City Attorney has filed 2 criminal charges against Brown, in connection with a minor accident last month where Chris rear-ended a Mercedes and allegedly refused to fork over his driver’s license number and gave bogus insurance info and then left the scene.
The City Attorney has charged Chris with hit-and-run — for leaving the scene without exchanging proper information. He’s also been charged with the crime of driving without a valid license. The crimes are punishable by a maximum of 6 months in jail for each offense.
We’ve also learned the City Attorney will refer the matter to the L.A. County D.A. for a possible probation violation in the Rihanna beating case. Worst case scenario — if the judge in that case concludes Chris broke the law and thereby violated his probation, he could be sentenced to prison for 4 years.
he is a celeb…
…and gave fake car insurance info?
…and didn’t delete the tweets?!?!?
congrats on this fresh start!
breezy wolf needs to move from la.
obviously living there is not working out for him.
he has three choices.
fall of the grid for a minute.
take up yoga.
enroll in a college.
eat a few sandwiches.
read a tyler perry script.
while he is at it,
leave his ragga muffin crew there too.
he needs some of my foxhole goons to whip him into shape.
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