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Alicia Keys Hair Stars In Dumb and Dumber 2013

umoki was just watching alicia keys video for “teenage love affair” the other day.
i remember i use to look at that vixen in the pink coat hair.
i always thought how her haircut really suit her face.
at first i thought it was ashanti.
well who knew alicia keys was reading my mind?
she decided to duplicate the same look in 2013…

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There’s Nothing Noble about Being Breezy Wolf?

evolution-chris-brown--large-msg-1361310647i bet he wishes he was this cub once again.
back at a time where he had no issues.
he was just “chris brown”.
worrying about what fresh kicks to wear to school.
singing at virgina state.
that innocent cub with a clean slate.
breezy wolf has some more issues on his plate.
monday: a vixen whose leg nearly got broke in half.
tuesday: a hit and run charge.
wednesday: kidnap obama and demand world domination?…

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#nonewfriends

sitting in my living room,
after an amazing episode of “scandal”,
i like to go down my timeline to see the opinions from the show.
instead i see everyone talking about this new song,
“no new friends”

tumblr_m5p4hqIpLH1r0qgvko1_500Yeah, Stay down with my day one niggas, and we in the club screaming
No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no new
Still here with my day one niggas, so you hear me say
No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no new
I still ride with my day one niggas, I don’t really need
No new friends, no new friends, no new friends, no no new
I stay down from day one I say f-ck all y’all niggas
Except my niggas, f-ck all y’all niggas
Except my niggas, one more time
F-ck all ya’ll niggas, except my niggas
F-ck all ya’ll niggas, stay down from day one so I say

as usual,
black folks cosign bullshit and wonder why they don’t get ahead…

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This Pre-Baller Wolf Who Had His Ass Up In Class

i’m sure it is hard to be a star recruit in college
you have to learn the plays as well as the school work.
(i guess that’s why so many foxes end up doing their homework for them?)
so no doubt when alabama star linebacker reuben foster fell asleep in class…

it’s excusable.
but when you sleeping like this:

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You’re Nothing But A Liar, A Deciever, And A Make Believer.

one thing that bothers me is someone who lies to me.
you lied to me.
well, not you who is reading.
him.
this bastard who left my life for another fox.
i let him back in only to be lied to AGAIN.

i know.
i know.
let me explain…

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If I Had A Dislike Button, I Would Wake Up With 20,001 Dislikes

you walk into the lunch room.
every seat is taken.
sadly, you walk around aimlessly looking for a someplace to sit.
the look on your face has a slight nervousness because you know where you may end up.
the janitors table.
only where the losers and outcasts sit.
eureka!
you see an empty spot.
as you walk towards it,
you see “that person” is sitting at the other end.
“that person” don’t like you. at. allllll.
no reason.
as you approach, they put their bag on the seat.
they turn their head back into their conversation.
as you walk away,
you can hear the faint laughs as your self-esteem gets eggs thrown at it.

——–

why is it that the people you may just actually be cool with treat you like dirt?
is it something you did to them you didn’t realize?
is it subtle jealousy, or even envy?
or, is it unbridled attraction that is getting in the way of their judgement?
let’s hope it is the latter.
i started to wonder…

Why do you think people hate you?

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