So yesterday, the Foxes had their fun throwing the bottom of the barrel Wolves under the bus.
On this site,
we like to look at both sides of the coin.
How else will we learn and grow, right?
Well I have constructed 6 Jackal types that Wolves have encountered in their daily fuckings.
Some I have witnessed and others I have been told about.
The “I Will Do ANYTHING for you, I SWEAR I WILL!!!!” Jackal
Upon meeting him, he is a sweet guy.
Very humble and very down to earth.
He will give you the shirt off his back… and I mean, forreals.
He has no back bone and he is a push over.
He just wants to be loved and will do anything for a Wolf to prove it.
Pay his bills, clean his dirty drawers, fucked and sucked everyday, and use his back as a rug.
He is getting nada out the deal but a worn out tail and even smaller worth.
Wolves love this type because they can do whatever they want until he smartens up.
By then, it is too late because he has already been sucked dry.
A good smash will pretty much get him right back in order.
The “Yeah I Fucked Him, Him, and Him… and I Gave Him Head” Jackal
He is a ho.
Plain and simple.
It takes nothing to get him in the sack.
He will troll internet chat sites, party lines, and the streets to get some pipe.
He just looks like sex.
He has too because that is his only claim to fame.
Wolves love to fuck them because it is pretty easy to get the cheeks.
Only issue is that he has been fucked so much that he probably has a million and 1 diseases.
He also is prone to taping his conquests and showing his friends who he has fucked now.
The “Looking For The Pot Of Gold” Jackal
This Jackal is easy to spot because he has no job and is online ALL DAY.
He is always looking for a Wolf to help pay a bill before it is too late.
He has no money and his bank account is accumulating negative interest.
He is very familiar with his friend’s couches.
He will drop them drawers if you can pay his phone bill, outfit for the club, or worse…. buy him dinner.
He is nothing but a low-class whore.
Wolves fuck with them because they provide a real damn good sob story about why they have no money.
They know how to pull at your wallet strings to get you to give up the chedda.
The smartest of the bunch because they hop from dick to dick with no issues looking for coins.
The “We Like To Parrrr-taaayyyy” Jackal
He is a good dresser and is pretty well know.
He should be.
He is usually EVERYWHERE and knows EVERYONE.
He is a star amongst the gay lifestyle.
You can probably put his name in Google and they will track his exact whereabouts.
He is usually well-connected and that is how a Wolf probably ends up meeting him.
His issue is that since he knows everyone, they all know his business.
People that don’t even know him pretty much know all his business.
He can be very messy and doesn’t know how to keep a secret all that well.
So in the end, they end up knowing the Wolf.
The “Stab You In The Back, Front, Side, and Underneath” Jackal
He starts off being really cool.
But realistically, this muthafucka is CRAH-ZEE!!!!
He doesn’t take “break up” too well and will make sure you pay.
He will out you to your family, stalk your whereabouts, and if you are a Baller Wolf: expose you to the world.
Wolves find themselves stuck with them because they played games and thought they could find an easy escape.
Not everyone is equipped to handle a “fuck and run“.
He obviously didn’t… and will show you how insane he really is.
The “TEAM FUNK” Jackal
He just looks a hot mess.
His clothes are nasty and he looks like a ragga muffin.
He is the type to have that 1 good online default picture,
usually a fat bubble ass is the lure,
and when the Wolf meets him WONDER who the fuck this is????
The Wolf ends up fucking him because, hey why not?
This Jackal ends up either having strange odors in mid un-dress,
breath be all kinds of stank before head,
or SHITS on his pipe in the middle on an insane dick down.
Many a Wolf have talked about this type after giving him the pipe… or running for the hills.
The “Where’s Waldo?” Jackal
This Jackal never gets the dick because you never met him.
The lure is usually a real sexy ass default picture(s).
Since Wolves tend to be visual, they fall for the trap.
This Jackal STOLE those pictures to live in a fantasy “online” world.
The Wolf gets so wrapped up in the game that he fails to realize years has passed and he hasn’t met this person.
When the Wolf smartens up and realize he is being played, he bounces.
Or, he asks to meet and sees that the person was a liar.
Sadly, he invests his emotions into this person that it can really hurt him.
Maybe this is why our Wolves become so emotionally un-attached to his Foxes?
Lumping us in the same category as the Jackals?