“everybody comes to hollywood.
they wanna make it in the neighborhood…” – hollywood, madonna.
fame is one hell of a drug.
the talented ones have a harder climb,
while folks who just do dumb shit get insta-fame immediately.
we are all pushing and squeezing to climb to the top in all of our fields tbh.
In the corporate and working world in general,
those who don’t know wtf they’re doing get promoted to managers.
tessica brown is one of those people.
as you know,
she put gorilla glue in her hair and nonsense transpired.
i love the response from gorilla glue’s twitter btdubs:
We are very sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident that Miss Brown experienced using our Spray Adhesive on her hair. We are glad to see in her recent video that Miss Brown has received medical treatment from her local medical facility and wish her the best. pic.twitter.com/SoCvwxdrGc
— Gorilla Glue (@GorillaGlue) February 8, 2021
…raised more than 20k for her gofundme:
and she got verified on social media:
she also got it taken out of her hair for free:
Dr. Michael Obeng, who performed the procedure, said all it took was a combination of medical grade adhesive remover, aloe vera, olive oil and acetone to remove it pic.twitter.com/vPeZ3Dj2mr
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 11, 2021
so all i needed to do was put gorilla glue in my hair,
make a video,
and i’d become a star?
we have been doing it wrong this whole time ya’ll.
lowkey: so we get rewarded for being petty,
doing dumb shit as grown-ass adults,
and making sex videos on onlyfans.