blatant stupidity entertains me.
i don’t understand why folks feel the need to “ig explorer page” their crimes.
it really baffles me,
but i wouldn’t have anything to font about.
so everyone meet arlando henderson.
he worked at wells fargo but got caught up robbing the company blind.
the way he allegedly caught his own self up tho…
Continue reading “let me post my crimes in my ig stories so you can love me”
i was in my feelings (no drake) and tweeted:
“i can kinda see why people kill themselves because of social media”
one can lose themselves trying to get status on instagram.
if you aren’t witty enough for tweeting,
you’re sent to the twitter graveyard.
for the ones we admire,
it comes so easy to them.
it left me to wonder…
What does a healthy social media life look like?
when social media gets on a wave,
do we get on that wave.
we will surf that muthafucka until we wipe clean out.
as of late,
i’ve been thinking of social media’s obsession with canceling others.
i can’t keep up with everyone who gets canceled.
don’t get me wrong,
some deserve their cancelations.
merely riled up a group of “sjws”.
social justice warriors for those who don’t know.
it reminds me that we truly never left high school.
You weren’t part of the popular crowd if you didn’t fit in/follow the crowd
this leads me to dangers of the “#metoo/times up” movement…
it takes a lot to date someone these days.
notice i footed the word: “date”.
it’s easy to get some ass/dick,
but it’s harder to date these days.
you gotta be your perfect self and so does your social media.
it can be a full time job,
without the lack of stability
waiting for the benefits to kick in
one of the foxholers sent me a new-but not so new-trend in dating these days.
this is what “cock and cocktails” had to font about it…
sometimes i think about him.
i remember a lot of folks from my past.
the ones who hurt me.
the ones who i didn’t get closure for the failed “whatever”.
there is a side of me that wants to see what they’re doing.
are they doing well?
jobless like me?
rich af and living their best lives?
fat with about 20 cubs?
i can admit my faults and extreme pettiness.
so i did the unfathomable yesterday…