“Social media isn’t real.”
that was the words from one of my good friends,
yha mourhia wright.
she has been on my podcast before and we have gotten really close during this lock down.
Can I be honest with the foxhole with something?
No matter if it sounds silly…
on my personal ig,
i threw up this pic for my family and “friends”…
he was told the proper steps in cleaning himself out.
it was weird af to him that he had to shit his brains out before every sexual encounter.
unless a vixen was on her period,
he didn’t think it was this much of a hassle to have sex.
well you can’t have gay sex without making sure you are fully clean and an empty stomach.
those were the rules so he spent hours making sure the water after the enema was clear.
“If you shit on me,
that would not make me happy.” – was what was told to him.
he never did it before so take a chill pill.
he doesn’t even have gay friends to show him the ropes either.
thank God he found a “before anal sex” guide on google.
before all of this,
he was homophobic af,
but he got approached with the opportunity of a lifetime…
we get so caught up in the bodies,
and likes that we often don’t realize:
Social media ain’t real
we don’t go on there to post our depressions or failures,
but we do make sure we look like we are enjoying life even if it’s all a lie.
meet karina vanessa corbalan in the dog filter above.
she posted these pics on twitter with her boyfriend,
Greece, you will be missed! 🇬🇷🗝 pic.twitter.com/yDy2rnFaEx
— ODK (@overdoseonkari_) April 28, 2018
you’d think they were a sexy couple and living the good life,
well life comes at you fast…
blatant stupidity entertains me.
i don’t understand why folks feel the need to “ig explorer page” their crimes.
it really baffles me,
but i wouldn’t have anything to font about.
so everyone meet arlando henderson.
he worked at wells fargo but got caught up robbing the company blind.
the way he allegedly caught his own self up tho…
Continue reading “let me post my crimes in my ig stories so you can love me”
i was in my feelings (no drake) and tweeted:
“i can kinda see why people kill themselves because of social media”
one can lose themselves trying to get status on instagram.
if you aren’t witty enough for tweeting,
you’re sent to the twitter graveyard.
for the ones we admire,
it comes so easy to them.
it left me to wonder…
What does a healthy social media life look like?