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settings > edit profile > “take a break” > sure? > bye

a break or a mental vacationis what i use to call it.
it’s needed when we need to get our mentals back in order.
you will be surprised to know much taking a break can literally reset your chakras.
we live in two worlds currently.

THE REAL WORLD
SOCIAL MEDIA WORLD

at times,
they can blend into each other and cause confusion.
we get addicted to the likes and the dopamine hits of temporary attention.
it is a bleak world to be living in.
i felt like that yesterday

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

“oh heeeeyyyyyyy! you aren’t in my algorithms so i didn’t see you!”

“Social media isn’t real.”

that was the words from one of my good friends,
yha mourhia wright.
she has been on my podcast before and we have gotten really close during this lock down.

Can I be honest with the foxhole with something?
No matter if it sounds silly…

so today,
on my personal ig,
i threw up this pic for my family and “friends”

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Posted in LET ME TELL YOU A STORY...

the story that has been “the story” for many on social media

he was told the proper steps in cleaning himself out.
it was weird af to him that he had to shit his brains out before every sexual encounter.
unless a vixen was on her period,
he didn’t think it was this much of a hassle to have sex.
well you can’t have gay sex without making sure you are fully clean and an empty stomach.
those were the rules so he spent hours making sure the water after the enema was clear.

“If you shit on me,
that would not make me happy.” – was what was told to him.

well.
he never did it before so take a chill pill.
he doesn’t even have gay friends to show him the ropes either.
thank God he found a “before anal sex” guide on google.
before all of this,
he was homophobic af,
but he got approached with the opportunity of a lifetime…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

her likes are about to be effected since she became a killer off social media

we get so caught up in the bodies,
faces,
traveling,
and likes that we often don’t realize:

Social media ain’t real

i mean,
we don’t go on there to post our depressions or failures,
but we do make sure we look like we are enjoying life even if it’s all a lie.
meet karina vanessa corbalan in the dog filter above.
she posted these pics on twitter with her boyfriend,
alejandro sanchez,
in 2018:

you’d think they were a sexy couple and living the good life,
right?
well life comes at you fast…

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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

let me post my crimes in my ig stories so you can love me

blatant stupidity entertains me.
i don’t understand why folks feel the need to “ig explorer page” their crimes.
it really baffles me,
but i wouldn’t have anything to font about.
so everyone meet arlando henderson.
allegedly,
he worked at wells fargo but got caught up robbing the company blind.
the way he allegedly caught his own self up tho…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

social media is going to be the death of you

last night,
i was in my feelings (no drake) and tweeted:

“i can kinda see why people kill themselves because of social media”

one can lose themselves trying to get status on instagram.
if you aren’t witty enough for tweeting,
you’re sent to the twitter graveyard.
for the ones we admire,
it comes so easy to them.
it left me to wonder…

What does a healthy social media life look like?

is it…

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