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I Watched “The New Edition Story (Part 1)” and Well…

…wasn’t it amazing?!?
i have no complaints or thoughts.
it was shot right,
gave details on how things went down,
and everyone acted their tails off.
bet really came through with this.
i was shocked to hear the cursing,
but it’s about time we cut the censorship now.
i can’t wait for the second half tomorrow!

Does the foxhole have any thoughts?

lowkey: it was great to see lisa nicole carson!

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Chocolate Cums To A TV Set (Quickly) Near You

Chocolate-City-poster-2 those of you who were devastated you couldn’t watch “chocolate city” in the theaters…
…well guess what?
you are in luck because i have news!…
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Thomas Q. Jones aka Cutty Buddy Breaks The Internet

CCB_aQ8XIAA8jD7i can’t deal…
i just can’t.
well tonight was the second to last episode of “being mary jane”.
it was titled “#cuttybuddygrrrl”.
it showed a little more of brandon aka cutty buddy,
which is played by thomas q. jones.
he seems to be the reigning fan favorite.
david who?
andre what?
cutty buddy gets the twitter timeline poppin’.
i kid you not.
look at the retweets.
well she ended up choosing sheldon,
played by gary dourdon,
over cutty buddy in the end.
le sigh.
she obviously was drinking when she made that decision.
so lets pour a little likka out for the cutty buddy…
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Thomas Q. Jones: The Ultimate Cutty Buddy?

Screen Shot 2015-02-17 at 11.10.52 PMthomas q. jones is what you call “platinum pipe”.
i remember him from when he was a baller wolf on the ny jets.
he also use to date meagan good before she got married.
well he made his acting debut on “being mary jane” tonight.
he was her “cutty buddy” aka “11pm to 3am entertainment”.
he was also naked and his bawwwdy was on fleek overdrive.
lets get into a quick dossier of thomas…
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What NOT To Say When Hosting 106 and Park

KARRUBEYHIVEwhen you do dumb shit,
shit that makes no kind of sense,
you gotta make sure to correct the issue immediately.
so let me give you a scenario foxhole.
you are invited to host bet’s 106 and park the day after a huge award show.
yes that show still exists.
bow wow had to bail because he had intense diarrhea or some foolishness.
anyway you’re reading the teleprompter and some real out of control behavior scrolls down.
one that may offend a major celebrity and their child.
you are a pretty much nobody.
do you read it?
or do you ignore it?
hmm.
well this is the problem that krackofdawn aka karrueche faced and well…
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(Great Scott!) BET Sues B Scott

BScottIIi guess he should have left well enough alone.
so it looks like b scott’s dreams of being a star have hit a bit of a snag.
remember he was all upset about bet making him change his clothes at the awards?
well he ended up suing,
losing,
and now may lose some money in the process.
you thought it was over?
nah son!
hit it tmz…
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