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so i’ll be tuning into “tyler perry’s the oval” for vaughn hebron

so i have a new crush

i love new meat to fill me with protein.
so i decided to check out “tyler perry’s the oval” tonight.
i wanted to see what the conversations was really about.
the only conversation i want t have is about “barry”.
he is played by vaughn hebron.

um,
halp…

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nicki minaj sits back as her barbz drag “bet” to her

when you are writing for a company or brand,
you cannot be opinionated.
one of my wise allies to the foxhole taught me that.
in the foxhole,
jamari fox can font whatever he wants.
even still,
i try to use discretion as i’m building my fox empire.
i’ve learned a lot in my mistakes of blogging.
the moment i font under a company like “bet”,
that’s the moment i report the news/gossip.
a she-jackal by font,
who writes for “bet”,
┬ádid this when cardi won “best rap album at the grammys last night…
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so whitney houston ruined bobby brown’s life? (that’s what i got)

the second half of the bobby brown story came on last night.
i had popcorn and rented out the full row on my couch.
my initial thought after it was over…

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bobby brown was out here living his best life (and ruin others?)

bobby.
fuckin (literally).
brown.
so when i watched “the new edition story”,
i felt there was a nostalgia to it.
it took us through the various stages of their lives.
it flowed nicely.
“the bobby brown story” tho?…
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Another Celeb Blocks The Foxhole (Le Sigh?)

so i was on twitter today and a commercial on bet strolled down my tl.
it was for a show called “in contempt”.
it looked interested and then i saw that christian keyes was in the show.
i have followed christian since i saw him in a tyler perry play.
i mean,
wolf is fine.
you’d be lying if he wasn’t.

i don’t think i’ve ever said anything bad about him,
but i was gonna tweet:

“it’s so good to see @christiankeyes with longevity in this fickle industry.”

something along those lines.
well his twitter kept not coming up when i tried to “@” him.
when i go to his twitter,

i see this…
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Who Is Your Favorite White Folks You Giving An Honorary Black Card?

i think this might be our problem right here.
giving imaginary seats and cards because “they” cosigned with “us”.
so bet has a new show,
“black card revoked”,
coming out next week.
this is what they put up on their official facebook…
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