today was judgment day.
i woke up extra early for the event.
i felt rested since i fell asleep a little after “being mary jane”.
i knew it was going to be my performance review,
so i wanted to be there rested and ready.
when i got on the train,
i noticed everyone was holding their noses.
that only meant one thing…
SOMEONE HOMELESS WAS STINKIN’ UP THE JOINT
boy was he.
he shitted and peed on himself.
i got off the next stop and waited for another train.
i wasn’t gonna deal with that shit.
well i got to work late because of that.
not too late,
but it was def a “close call”.
and this may sound silly,
but i went to the bathroom to say a quick prayer.
i also did some deep breathing.
i needed to be calm for whatever was about to happen.
when i got in there,
mr green and also liar liar were waiting inside.
i saw mr green and i had a feeling that it wasn’t going to be good.
well i got a 60 out of 100.
my performance is stellar.
actually i got a lot of compliments from various people.
my appearance and attitude got the best reviews.
problem solving and attention to detail came in a close second.
and not working with my “team” were the main issues.
liar liar glared at me with the “team work” part.
i didn’t argue.
i didn’t want a perfect score anyway.
“try to improve these things for next year.” – my boss said.