i don’t know if you ever felt that way,
you’ll be excited about something when it’s presented to you,
but the novelty wears off when the time starts to approach.
for halloween,
my boss wants us all to dress up as a group.
the theme:

toy story

this wasn’t like a group vote.
we didn’t suggest it or even have a say.
it was came up to us and was like,
“this would be cool cause i saw this on social media so get a costume!“.

halloween is next week and i’m not really feeling it.
not only that…

it’s giving:

“City Fox moves to suburbs and gets job at local bar.
while working at local bar,
he mingles with the locals but one suburbia Wolf catches his eye.
while working at the bar,
City Fox and Suburbia Wolf meet and during some wacky adventures,
mishaps,
and a little tom foolery,
they end up falling in love and they live happily ever after.”

season 27 is City Fox and Suburbia Wolf move in together.
that causes some more wacky adventures,
mishaps,
and a little tom foolery as well.

i can dream in all the delulu,
can i?
seriously tho,
after much searching and stressing…

i never thought i would cry at work but i did.
when i worked in fashion…

I’d see white vixens running to the bathroom next to my desk in tears.

…and i told myself that would never be me.
welp!
fast forward a few years later!
many of us can relate to being broken down at work.
some of our jobs can be real abusive and we don’t talk about it enough.
i watched a video with a wolf breaking down on his break.
he didn’t even want to go back…

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i’ve had many jobs in my life.

Therapist
Social Worker
Stylist
Personal Assistant
Driver
Prostitution Whore
Trash Collector

…but the one job that i never did successfully was to be “me“.
i know you are wondering what i’m fonting about.
i have been all of those things to males that i really wanted to be with.
i saw one i took a liking to,
or realized that he was attracted to me,
and…

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this didn’t help anyone’s anxiety in new yawk…
there i was,
engaged in the second season of ozark,
while under my covers when i heard about the mass shooting on the mta.
it’s like i’m at a point where i’m not shocked anymore.

Very dramatic video from the incident as the subway arrived at 36th St Sunset Park in Brooklyn. #brooklyn #shooting #nyc pic.twitter.com/5cOdeYPIb1

— Kristoffer Kumm (@Kristofferkumm) April 12, 2022

the world has gone mad off some kind of energetic liquid courage.
i have been getting my resume to get a cute part-time gig,
but this incident was confirmed for me yesterday…

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impact.
you never know whose lives you touch on a daily basis.
we get up,
get dressed,
and walk out the door to face these forests,
but you never know who secretly admires or depends on you.
other folks have impacted me in many ways,
but i never thought i was that impactful.
well i learned my impact quite recently and honestly,
my faith in humanity has been restored…

Continue reading “my faith in humanity has been restored (i hope it is for you too)” →