make the price of eggs great again

This is what it said when I went to the store this morning.

i just started making bomb omelettes too.
ugh.

you know the saying:

“You don’t know what you got til it’s gone.”

well,
i think the first to go in the new world order is the eggs.
eggs use to be like 4/carton for me.
nowadays

it’s been raised to like 8/carton.
don’t even get me started on the price of 24.
they already saying they don’t know when the prices are gonna go down.
they are predicting prices will actually go higher this year.

I thought their whole thing was we can’t afford groceries.

according to the new VP of this country tho:

“i want to see more babies“.
his focus is more…
children?
who in God’s name is going to be breeding with these high ass cost of living now?

they are raising taxes and the price of food.
not only that,
the vixens are locking down their vaginas in fear of getting pregnant during casual sex.
they can’t even break the “in case of abortion” glass.
it’s a mess now.
i love how they stay setting these straights up for failure.
hell,
we might not be around too long anyway:

eek.

unlike eggs:

We’re the ones who are cooked.

lowkey: if this smoke with columbia goes through,
the next will be coffee.

you know these folks are a whole other beast without their coffee.
i think that’s when the war will start.