lulu simmons don’t do small talk (and i think ya’ll don’t like it either)

i see why some people decide to settle in toxic & abusive relationships.
in dating,
you will get your feelings hurt real quick.
so you healed from past situationships,
your loved ones will gas you up into thinking you are everything,
but potential romantic interests will make you think you are ugly and unlovable.
or you go through this whole dating process

…And he ends up cheating,
destroying your self-confidence,
or punching you in the eye.

…or all three?
a vix-bi sent me a tweet from an ig influencer by the name of lulu simmons.
she tweeted something that went viral…

i’ll get on lulu in a few
so is this why texts with some wolves be dry af?

“Hey!”

“Sup”

“How was your day?”

“Good”

“What you do?”

“Work”

“What you doing tonight?”

“Nothin”

*insert awkward silence*

“How big is your dick?”

“Oh,
I’m glad you asked!
The length is about an 8inch,
while it’s girth enough to feel every inch as I stretch your walls.
It has veins in the top that lead to a perfectly cut mushroom head.
The head is a pinkish color but more like a dark pink.
My pubic hair is trimmed like a heart so you can see my love in front of you.
Not only that…”

…and now,
you can’t get his ass to shut THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK up.

as for lulu,
i want to know the context of this situation.
was it someone who wanted to get to know her better?
someone she wasn’t attracted to?

What is wrong with small talk?

people say they don’t want small talk but thats a whole lie.
people will small talk with someone they truly want.
if some baller wolf asked her for her favorite color,
you think she would’ve tweeted that if he bought her a car or mansion in said color?

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lowkey: isn’t dubai associated with getting smutted out?
like,
in order to get chosen,
you allegedly gotta get peed and shitted on?

6 thoughts on “lulu simmons don’t do small talk (and i think ya’ll don’t like it either)

  1. Well Dubai is where a lot of the IG models would go over and escort with the rich Saudi’s and get shifted on literally! So she should be careful talking about Dubai cause is a man is spending money like that then she may have to take matured to the face… Just saying!

  2. I am so sick of all of these fake ass black women like Beyonce and so on.Who is just the worst role models of all young black girls. Nobody needs them at all or owes them a damn thing. So, go back to your hood,ghetto or project lifestyles. Perioddd.

  3. Pussy and dick come “dime a dozen “. I don’t know why these women think they the only ones. They really need a real job, one with benefits and a retirement plan! Cause that pussy going to get old and wore out.

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