this came over my spirit this morning.
well its been on my foxi spirt for a while now.
from straight to gay,
i am really starting to realize some people ain’t shit.
now there are good people out there.
i like to think i’m one of them.
others however always get the ed lover:
in my short time heere on earth,
i can say ive interacted with all kinds of people.
when you work in the entertainment industry,
it’s enhanced by 1,000.
this should speak to someone out there.
others may not “get it”.
not yet anyway,
but they will.
hell you may just be one of the following below…
the “bite your swagg with no royalties”
they usually act like a groupie upon first meeting,
but they been watching you for a while.
they like how you do what you do.
they saw this light within you that they don’t have.
they slowly start doing little things that you do.
same style of dressing.
all of a sudden,
you got a fuckin’ twin.
a low rent version at that.
as soon as you call them out,
they act mad confused.
they either leave and still struggle to be you,
they shortly burn out and go back to “aint shit”,
or move on to someone else with a better light.
“swagg suckaz is what i like to calls em”.
the “i like my tongue so i use it all the time”
these types fuck up all the time,
but ear hustle their way out of most situations.
they have the gift of telling you what you want to hear.
they don’t want no problems! problems!
coulda fooled me.
you constantly have to call them out for their bullshit.
the apology is always met with verbal flowers and candy.
they “say” they’re going to be there for you,
but they wont.
they “say” they are going to change,
but they never do.
these types just talk because they have a mouth and it just feels good.
the “i just don’t like you for no reason”
they always throwing some kind of shade your way.
you didn’t do anything to them at all.
you are clearly better than them and they realized it early.
they just see you’re type “the shit” personality and they somewhere at “nope”.
something about you makes them feel insecure as hell.
thats not your fault.
thats their fault.
they need to get their fuckin’ self worth together before walking out the door.
a good “#bowdown” treatment serves them well.
the “fallin’ star that looked so bright… from a distance.”
they’re gassed up as the next big thing.
some act like they are.
others act humble.
they looked like they were destined for greatness.
somehow life takes a turn,
they end up going in the wrong direction,
and now we have some loser with lost dreams and hopes.
the “ho-hums in the doldrums”
this person is EMO as fuck.
something is always wrong.
every sentence is met by a “sigh”.
jesus could personally present them with a lottery check,
turn water into wine,
and they would still be somehow suicidal about it.
these people are so negative that it starts to rub off on you.
next thing you know,
all kinds of shit starts going wrong in your life.
either tell them cut that shit out or cut them off.
the latter is usually better.
the “i can’t sit my ass down”
always doing something.
always online talking about they doing something while somewhere.
they take pictures of damn near everything.
the hang over vomit on the bathroom floor.
that satisfactory turd they took.
they are extremely popular and love every minute of it.
the “they shoulda never given you niggas twitter”
you ever just see those people who are always on twitter?
they tweet about this amazing ass life they have.
why come there seems to be no breaks in their timeline?
unless they scheduling these tweets,
these people are just satisfied with being online.
sometimes they create a whole new persona of who they would like to be.
its so bad they usually tweeting while fuckin’,
taking a shit,
or a bath.
the “pssh, ugh, eyes roll, and mmhmm whatever”
this person always has a fuckin attitude.
they hate on everything.
they probably hatin’ on this entry.
you never see them be just neutral about shit.
“the sun is shining today?
i won the lottery?
they always got some shit to say.
they probably neck roll while having sex.
these people are never happy because somewhere in life,
something went wrong,
and they liked being a bitch.
they just need to meet someone to blow that back completely out regularly.
once that happens,
they usually become pleasant people.
the “bible thumpin’ stunt human”
you know these ones well.
they got a bible in one hand and a sermon in one mouth.
they always talkin something in the name of god.
you start to believe that they are perfect in prayer.
these types are the biggest hoes,
quickest shit starters,
and have the nastiest mouthes… ever.
don’t believe the hype.
their motto: i can repent for my sins on sunday.
you meet them and they come off like the perfect friend.
they smile in your face,
tell you their business,
and even cry with you.
its all a ploy!!
they take that info and tell it to whoever listens.
you can usually spot them easy because they talk about everyone.
what makes you think they not talking about you?
watch out for the ones who never tell you anything about them.
either they been placed on witness protection or they gathering your info.
the “you wanna fight? huh? do ya!”
they always looking to fight someone.
they are always mad as fuck for no reason.
someone even look at them the wrong way and they putting up dukes.
once they get that liquid courage…
the “i’m too smart for my own good”
you ever see those kids that always talking?
their parents stay rolling their eyes or gotta tell them to shut up?
they know everything.
they are the encyclopedia,
and jesus all in one.
the “oh i smashed the homies and the homie’s homies.”
the resident hoe in your area code who is your friend.
they done fucked everyone.
good news is they can tell you who can’t fuck,
who has a disease,
and who will have you doing the gangham style in the sack.
they are always cool as hell and have the best stories.
the only issue is when you are with them,
people think you get down like them.
sure thats fine when you want a quick smash,
but no… no you don’t want to be know as the side kick hoe.
sadly they either get worn out quick or die early.
the “i don’t believe you! you need more people!”
they always lying about something.
you can never believe them because its like they lie for fun.
you know its bad when they talking right in front of you,
but you looking up everything they saying on google.
its hard to spot them because they come off so believable.
they usually get busted when you mention them to someone else.
you instantly hear:
“OOOH LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT MUTHAFUCKA….”
… i’m sure i’ve missed some,
but those are the main contenders.
life is all about experiences.
you will meet various kinds of people.
some with stronger negative traits than others.
i believe in giving everyone a rope.
once you hang yourself: BYE BITCH.
all you gotta do is trust your gut.
when you feel something isn’t right,
it usually ain’t.