lemme make sure my wig is laid before i stick him for his paper

disguise.
i’ve noticed some folks don’t wear disguises anymore when doing their crimes.
i’ve seen quite a few videos where the hyenas and jackals look into the camera.
not with the following jackals down in atlanta.
their wigs are freshly laid for a life of robbery and fraud.
a foxholer sent me this and well…

Police are searching for two teens accused of stealing keys and cars from metro Atlanta gyms while posing as women. In at least one case, police said the suspects even went inside a women’s locker room.

Cash, credit cards and cars are just some of the items the suspects stole, but the strangest part for customers and employees is how they did it.

Police reports show two Planet Fitness locations, a Gold’s Gym and two LA Fitness gyms were all targeted. Police say the teens dressed like women and acted like they wanted to join the gyms. Then, they went into both men’s and women’s locker rooms.

One police report indicates gym workers saw what appeared to be 3 men wearing women’s wigs go into the women’s locker room and then the men’s but they didn’t say anything because they did not want to appear “transphobic.”

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can i just say i screamed at these screen shots:

honestly….
this scheme of theirs is actually quite brilliant.
they knew no one would say anything due to the sensitive nature of it all.
too bad they couldn’t use their love language for costume design for good,
but joanne would be proud.

article cc: 11alive

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

5 thoughts on “lemme make sure my wig is laid before i stick him for his paper

  1. Not surprised, these teens need to get a job, it may have been a brilliant idea but there are cameras everywhere so it’s only a matter of time before they get caught. They’re going to steal from the wrong person, and get hurt, possibly killed. At my gym the lockers are in the workout are where everyone can see them.

  2. Tarquenious….

    Dequavis….

    Lord, those are some rough, rough names. I could not be the official writing that on a birth certificate. I’d tell them to take 10 minutes and try again smdh

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