The Universe doesn’t want me on any dating/hook up apps.
every single time i think of making a profile,
following behind my straight friends having “luck”,
the foxhole brings me right back down to earth.
the victim is down in atlanta.
his name was frankie tyrone russell and he was killed in his home.
a foxholer sent me the tweet and well…
so folks dress up to go to wwe on a weekend?
after a long ass week of dealing with annoying ass corporate shit,
i’d want to relax and get drunk.
if i’m lucky,
fuck the stress away.
this isn’t the story down in atlanta…
a few years ago,
a “baller wolf” suggested i move in with him down south.
at the time of that request,
i was jobless and needed something quick.
he knew about my situation because he reads the foxhole.
he wanted me to move in with him and be his “stylist”.
it all sounded sketchy af.
the following story reminded me of my own.
^he allegedly makes gay males move to atlanta,
but then kicks them out shortly after.
this is what flew down my timeline just now…
so one of my foxholer’s hit me in emails with:
“Antonio Brown is now on the ATL City Council!”
i was like:
“The baller wolf????”
sidebar: why are wolves trying to make themselves ugly these days?
what -the entire fuck- is going on with ^this pic?
the foxholer said “no”.
he was fonting about this wolf…
Continue reading “meet the newest member of the atl city council!”
all the baller,
and singing wolves are down in atl for the super bowl this year.
the same one many claim they were protesting.
which means for those living down there,
or in the city for the weekend,
they’re probably in for a treat and some meat (if you’re lucky).
in a city like atlanta,
where hooking up with the good gays is top tier,
you might just end up being on top (or the bottom) of a good situation.
here are a few tips for scoring a winning touchdown…
atlanta has some sexy ass males of all kinds.
even the straight wolves aren’t bad…
i’m good on almost all of em at the moment.
the days of being…
…are long gone,
especially in the forests of atlanta.
the hiv situation down there is so reckless that i’d be a born again virgin.
it’s so bad,
they are telling everyone to take prep daily,
even if you’re in a monogamous relationship.
this is what a f-bi sent me that made me legit faint…
Continue reading “everyone in atlanta needs to take prep along with their herbalife pills”