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i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends (91)

ya know,
i had class clowns in my school.
i remember one named shawn.
he was in my 9th-grade history class.
or was it english?
even though he use to act up,
he was always nice to me and would show love in the hallways.
he use to always ask me for gum too.
*heart eyes when i think about it*
all the class clowns would do some dumb shit,
hold up class,
and get escorted out by security.
the class clowns of today tho…
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Kellon Deryck is Performing Magic In His Salon

screen-shot-2016-10-26-at-8-56-10-pmmy cocky and “big everything” wolf in my head,
kellon deryck,
is a magician.
his wand is those hands on the heads of those in need.
honorable mention to his crew.
kellon is making so many vixens look good with his super powers.
he helped a vixen who has alopecia get her glo up:

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she looked so happy!
i love it.
the following below the line tho!!!!!!!
this is what got me all fucked up
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Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How About Nene’s Wig

10832103_1521869274754384_890790674_nwho did this to nene in her confessional?
what did she do to make them so mad?
where is that spiteful gay now?
when are they getting fired?
why did she even film with that on her head in the first place?
how is it possible she didn’t walk past a mirror?
tumblr_mm4s60n8Xk1s49x9io1_400again just questions.

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I’ll Be The Naughty Driver and You Be My Dirty Hooker

mr-cee-hot-97-475he don’t listen.
you woulda thought he learned from last time.

x see last time

but i guess the bussy and mouth is just too good to quit.
he did upgrade to full on male this time…

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Everyone Meet A Different Kind of “First Lady”…

remember him?

well he is back.
sort of.
one of his accusers is getting ready to release his book called “First Lady“…

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Fox Friday

Afternoon Foxes and Wolves.
It’s Friday.
I know you are happy about that, right?

Well I got your exclusive look at a coming Friday…

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