Laura Govan Wants You To Eat It All Up

Screen Shot 2016-04-27 at 6.57.56 PMhow do you tell someone,
after they invite you over for dinner,
that the slop they made looks indigestible?
well you go ahead and think.
i’ll say it so i can head to the nearest restaurant.
Β laura govan,
of bbw fame,
wants us to see her cheffin’ skills!
look at what she made for dinner

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sunnyuuuuuuuuuummmmmm….
yuck.
i can see how she lost so much weight.
let’s just call “that” what it is:

sausage
broccoli
ramen noodles
freshly squeezed nut ranch dressing on top

that looks absolutely disgusting.
like…
what dungeon master taught her to make that?
does she realize fettuccine noodles look like:

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get with it laura.
her meal looks like lazy and bubble guts.
her ex baller wolf,
gilbert arenas,
came with the jokes in ig:

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flatline @ put some respek on they plates.

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she quickly deleted the picture shortly after.

lowkey: food pics never come out so good on ig.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

16 thoughts on “Laura Govan Wants You To Eat It All Up

  1. LMAO!! Unless you’re some sort of Master Chef , don’t go posting pics of food you made on IG… Ppl will get you together….

  2. One is MUCH more healthy than the other, hers being the healthy one. Good for her, some people have to work harder for their body. Though I think most ballers eat more than that to put on muscle.

    1. I was thinking that too, that it looks like some low calorie version of the real thing. LOL
      And Gilbert should definitely not be trying to clown her cooking…I’m sure his ass was eating it at one point or another AND his money paid for it (if he still has any)! LOL

  3. She definitely cook like every black girls that I seen who post this piece of shit. I don’t think black girls cook anymore because now I see them posting Popeye chickens, KFC biscuits and deli macaroni salad, and claim they “be cookin”. Yea right. And if you think that food Laura posted is healthy then you need to do some research on what is healthy food. That is not healthy food.

    1. what black girls you know don’t cook? almost every black woman i know cook. i guess therein lies the difference between the girls and the women. and again you had to mention race….as usual…

    2. Please take your weak ass hate for black women elsewhere. I’ve seen it already and let it slide but now you’re doing too much. Take your ass on some damn Latin blog where all your people are featured if you hate one of ours so much. I may be a black male but I came from a black woman. So seeing that disrespectful shit irks me. You clearly must have been bullied by black girls when you were younger, your disdain for them sure is alarming & peculiar.

  4. Aretha Franklin, Patti Labelle, and Glady’s Knight are somewhere weeping at this struggle plate. No wonder his ass left and this Bih was not cooking when she was with Arenas, they had a private chef. Unless that is Vegan sausage, the only thing healthy about that plate is the broccoli. I sincerely hope this Bih is not using ramen noodles in place of pasta. This whole dish is so unfortunate, lets pray for all those kids she has who have to eat this until school is out when they get to spend the summer with Grandma Arenas. She should have asked for cooking lessons in the divorce settlement. Put some RESPECK on the plate, I have hollered out loud.

  5. Lmao ya’ll are trippin. Those are obviously NOT ramen noodles and more than likely that’s alfredo sauce, not ranch. Substitute the sausage for chicken and I’d eat it. Lol

    Where ya’ll plates at? lol

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