there are a couple characters to look out in the forests today.
there are the hotep/hotepresses hyenas.
those kind folks are all about black power and rights,
but they contradict their beliefs sooner or later.
there are the “pick me!” hyenas.
they constantly remind you how single and loveless they are.
big time hoes who use “that” as their pick up line.
last there is the these hyenas:
we will call them the “look at me!”.
they are similar to their “pick me” predecessors.
the ones who broadcast their “ribs” on social media,
throw daggers at the exes they cheated on,
but only to be caught up digging in someone(s) hole.
that might be kevin hart and his alleged sex tape that leaked today!
this is what was shown…
Who needs TMZ for the Kevin Hart ‘sex tape’ vid? Ya know I got it… pic.twitter.com/J03PHnY17H
— Angry Man (@AngryBlkManDC) September 18, 2017
when they say karma comes back ten times worse,
they weren’t kidding.
he allegedly was celebrating “enema”‘s birthday…
by giving his pipe to someone else(s).
it was a threesome in that video.
even though she is in it for the money,
i know she is embarrassed.
i would be.
i’m supposed to be the one who fought hard for that dick.
i flexed a ring and threw shade at the ex.
now i’m the one looking at my hyena allegedly fucking someone else!
on to important things tho.
can we talk about kevin hart…
from the sounds of it,
he was beatin’ that pussy UP.
that bed was being worn OUT.
i need some dick like that.
the bed head couldn’t take anymore abuse.
he can’t even deny that it ain’t him.
you see how comfortable he was after wearing her out?
all on facetime and shit.
i’m sure his career will be fine tho.
i’m sure his marriage to “esurance” will be fine too.
he’ll learn to shut the fuck up from now on.
he could serve as a lesson to everyone else.
lowkey: i know torrei might be singing this…
revenge could never bring the joy a universe karmic retribution can.